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Would you like a large fry to go with that shake? 

When you work at a fast food restaurant, if a foxy chick orders a milkshake, you are supposed to ask, "Would you like a large fry to go with that shake?"
"Would you like a large fry to go with that shake?" means "Would you like me to cram my peter into that sexy little body of yours?"

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your 

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I would like to make romance inside of you 

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I would like to make romance inside of you- wawaweewa, very nice, I would very much like to make the romance inside of you

i would like to get to know you better 

Basic you got rejected....they don’t get a shit about you there just saying that to be nice
((Me)):this is kind of hard to say but I love you
((Damn hot guy )): that’s cool your chill 😂
((Me): damn
((Damn hot guy)): I sorry I don’t like you in that you tho, I would like to get to know you better

Then I would like I’m supposed to act like you 

An old internet meme used as an insult against ones personality
To a person kinda stupid: Then I would like I’m supposed to act like you