Wo-per-
child
Woperchild is the politically correct way to say
woman.
The reasoning is as follows:
Wo-"man" is not ok because it has man in it. So you say, "wo-person." But you can't say per-"son" because son is too male dominant. So you say per-
child.
Hence, woperchild. Guaranteed not to offend even lesbian per-children of color.