woodpussy

A canoing enthusiast.

That guy is a serious woodpussy.

by benny October 2, 2003

Wolfpussy

Extreme growth of unkept hair on the nape of the neck at the base of the hairline. Predominately found in men.

"Ay yo, shawty backed off my shit cuz the wolfpussy was on the prowl."

"Karen was ever too put off for coitus after viewing my unsightly wolfpussy."

by Dick Chunk June 13, 2016

woodpussy

You'r in the woods. It stinks. You smell Wood. You smell Pussy. It must be "woodpussy"

"dude, what's that stink?"
"Smells like WOODPUSSY to me!"

by Big Daddy July 6, 2003

wolfpussy

a nasty hoe,bitchass,with some nasty ass fuckin shit.

yo mama got some nasty wolfpussy

by john cane May 10, 2005

woodpussy

A vagina carved from hardwood such as oak or cherry. Use of this object for sexual pleasure can cause serious pain from splinters and lack of yield of the object.

He had is wang clawed off by a woodpussy.

by Big John & Friends July 6, 2003

wolfpussy

pussy on a nasty fuckin hoe ,bitch ass mother fucker,that smells and tasts like shit

yo mama got some nasty ass wolfpussy

by john cane May 10, 2005

woodpussy

A device useful for getting rid of door-to-door salesmen and religious advertisers.

Door rings. It's a JW.
"Let the woodpussy answer the door"

by Azzacanth October 2, 2003