woodring

Male with abnormaly large penis.

Dang look at that guy, what a lucky woodring.

by Richard Yates June 23, 2008

Woodring

The anus of a person who is about to receive anal sex.

I stuck my morning wood right in her woodring, that woke her up.

by Urban Leximologist February 8, 2010

Wooding

When students are creating something in wood shop. Created by two sexy and hungry ladies

“What are those retards doing in wood shop right now?” “They’re probablt wooding.” “Oh yeah, duh.”

by Theizbizz October 30, 2018

wooding

To do a male or female up the anul

im bored of normal sex, i might do wooding to jane tonight

by chris smith March 10, 2003

Woodring

The scar on a mans penis where he got circumsized. Usually only scene when the penis is erect.

Mikey had a faint woodring on his glorious manhood.

by Redwine October 6, 2017

Mr. Woodring

a seventh grade teacher at the Bullis school, whom youd die from, b/c of 2nd hand smoking.

Monday: one of the worst days, he smokes about a pack on his breaks!
Tuesday: little less, but youll still die.
Wednesday: least amount, you woulndt die, but you'll gag, and cough as you enter his 10 radius.
Thursday: starts up again!! 2 packs a day, at least
Friday: OH GOD!! I had to hold my breath when I entered the building he was in!
Weekends: the worst of all! he probably smokes 2-3 at a time! especially on sundays. you can tell the next day!

Bullis kid: "hey do you know where I could find Mr. Woodring?
Other Bullis kid: "yeah, just look for a really thick smoke cloud, and follow it!

by Man of Steel May 18, 2006

woodingtons

a place where you take a chick you want to wood, a room, a car, a flat anywhere u regularly do the doos

oi bruv look at that chick im gonna take her to the woodingtons and throw wood pon it.
Yea shes up for for it im gonna take her to the woodingtons and do her up the wrongun

by jahmaine December 21, 2008