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woodring by Richard Yates June 23, 2008
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Woodring
Woodring by Urban Leximologist February 8, 2010
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woodring
Noun
1. The residue of semen left around one's mouth after performing oral sex. The male's load leaves its mark after ejaculation.
2. One who becomes a fan of a sports team at the drop of a hat. Usually a fan of multiple teams in one sport. Not necessarily a bandwagon fan or a frontrunner, just someone who becomes a fan of random teams for dumb reasons.
1. The residue of semen left around one's mouth after performing oral sex. The male's load leaves its mark after ejaculation.
2. One who becomes a fan of a sports team at the drop of a hat. Usually a fan of multiple teams in one sport. Not necessarily a bandwagon fan or a frontrunner, just someone who becomes a fan of random teams for dumb reasons.
Definition 1:
Boy: Babe, you were great.
Girl: Did I clean it all off?
Boy: No, I still see a woodring
Definition 2:
Steve: Hey Adam, why are you a Miami Heat fan? You're from New Jersey!
Adam: Because they beat the Dallas Mavericks in the 2006 finals and I'm a Phoenix Suns fan and i hate the Mavericks.
Steve: Okay, so why are you a USC fan?
Adam: Because some guy who went to a high school like an hour away from me went to go play football there.
Steve: Alright, so why are you a Florida Gators fan?
Adam: Because I got a Gators t-shirt as a gift and I don't feel like a loser while wearing it.
Steve: You're such a woodring!
Boy: Babe, you were great.
Girl: Did I clean it all off?
Boy: No, I still see a woodring
Definition 2:
Steve: Hey Adam, why are you a Miami Heat fan? You're from New Jersey!
Adam: Because they beat the Dallas Mavericks in the 2006 finals and I'm a Phoenix Suns fan and i hate the Mavericks.
Steve: Okay, so why are you a USC fan?
Adam: Because some guy who went to a high school like an hour away from me went to go play football there.
Steve: Alright, so why are you a Florida Gators fan?
Adam: Because I got a Gators t-shirt as a gift and I don't feel like a loser while wearing it.
Steve: You're such a woodring!
woodring by fear the eer November 13, 2011
Mr. Woodring
a seventh grade teacher at the Bullis school, whom youd die from, b/c of 2nd hand smoking.
Monday: one of the worst days, he smokes about a pack on his breaks!
Tuesday: little less, but youll still die.
Wednesday: least amount, you woulndt die, but you'll gag, and cough as you enter his 10 radius.
Thursday: starts up again!! 2 packs a day, at least
Friday: OH GOD!! I had to hold my breath when I entered the building he was in!
Weekends: the worst of all! he probably smokes 2-3 at a time! especially on sundays. you can tell the next day!
Monday: one of the worst days, he smokes about a pack on his breaks!
Tuesday: little less, but youll still die.
Wednesday: least amount, you woulndt die, but you'll gag, and cough as you enter his 10 radius.
Thursday: starts up again!! 2 packs a day, at least
Friday: OH GOD!! I had to hold my breath when I entered the building he was in!
Weekends: the worst of all! he probably smokes 2-3 at a time! especially on sundays. you can tell the next day!
Bullis kid: "hey do you know where I could find Mr. Woodring?
Other Bullis kid: "yeah, just look for a really thick smoke cloud, and follow it!
Other Bullis kid: "yeah, just look for a really thick smoke cloud, and follow it!
Mr. Woodring by Man of Steel May 18, 2006
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