wolfmonkey

term used to describe a nasty, dusty, hairy vagina.

"Damn, look at that nasty-ass girls wolfmonkey!"
"Put that wolfmonkey away!"

by JustTrynnaHelpOut! November 6, 2011

Weedmonkey

An old car or truck used to haul or supply moonshine

Corin: Did you see that weedmonkey compact

Penny: at least it's not a damn chevy. Own 1, it gives me the fluster fuck every day just to keep it on the road.

Corin: you need a weedmonkey to curb that headach

Penny: wtf for, I don't even drink-lol

by lallygagmewallflowers October 21, 2009

Woodcocked

Inspired by the movie "Mr. Woodcock", when someone with good intentions is made out to be the "bad guy" by the manipulating villain confused for the victim.

Showing respect for others really pays off ... unless you're woodcocked in return by a guilty party in denial of their own actions.

by The Real Mr. Woodcock April 13, 2008

woodsonsexual

Someone who is in love with the greatest of them all Woodson… the superior human being transcendent amongst all….the chosen one

I identify as woodsonsexual

by FullOfGrool April 25, 2022

woodmaker

A sexually alluring woman

With what little clothes Lulu is wearing out tonight she is bound to be a surefire woodmaker.

by Jack Denarvi August 15, 2023

woodworker

a random person, hence, they came out of the woodwork.

Who the hell is that woodworker

by THE NISH May 28, 2003

Woodenkey

A woodenkey (Plural: Woodenkies) is used to call a short person who acts gay, but says that he/she isn't. They usually get very angry when they are wrong about something, and are always scared of anything that requires problem solving.

My short friend keeps talking about sucking dick.
Oh, he's probably a woodenkey.

by Bigdickfucker112 November 24, 2021