Woodchipper 

The women gets a mouth-full of sunflower seeds and proceeds to give head to the male. Very painful in both parties

I got drunk last night at the bar and took home this crazy chick into S&M. I woke up to a massively cut dick cause she gave me the woodchipper when i passed out.

Woodchipper by Nerul July 2, 2008

Woodchipper 

A girl with crooked or messed up teeth, who would cut up a guys dick if she blew him.

Steve: Did she blow you last night man?
Dave: Nah bro, that girls a total woodchipper

Woodchipper by Janeybjunes November 2, 2014

Woodchipper 

A blowjob when she (or he) has braces

I got a woodchipper last night, it was painful

Woodchipper by A Solitary Chapman November 21, 2019

Woodchipper 

Someone who gives a very toothy blow job and takes out chunks of skin with their teeth

Man that girl is a woodchipper...after she blew me I was raw and couldn’t jack off for 3 days

Woodchipper by Badgertexas December 25, 2020

Woodchipper 

A device that turns wood into wood chips. It is also one of the most painful and brutal ways to die.

Example 1:
"Man, I really wish I had some wood chips."
"Well guess what, I have a Woodchipper, so you can have some wood chips!"

Example 2:
"Yo did you just see on the news that a guy fell into a Woodchipper?"
"No I have not."
"Well, don't look at the aftermath images!
*Person2 ignores what he said and looks it up*
"Oh god! What the hell is that!"
"I told you not to search it up!"

Woodchipper by MyHamsterAteARock July 25, 2021

Woodchipper 

The only proven 100% effective cure for pedophilia.

When tossing a chomo into a woodchipper, make sure you put them in feet first, so they suffer longer.

Woodchipper by Mycrofft February 2, 2025

woodchipper 

something you toss pedos and zoos into

Pedo: I love grooming and raping little boys and girls
Random guy: To the fucking woodchipper you go

woodchipper by thherhe April 6, 2025