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wood chipper

doing a girl doggie style while she's puking
I gave my sweet girl a wood chipper Friday night after she drank those two bottles of cold duck
by una knight March 17, 2005
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canadian wood chipper

When you're trying to do a Canadian log jam and you have diarrhea.
I was trying to give the old lady Canadian log jam. Unfortunately I had diarrhea and she got sprayed with the Canadian wood chipper
by D Haz March 19, 2017
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Wood Chipper

The same as a woodchipper.

1. One who steals the heart of many girls.
2. One who woodchips.
3. A woodchip -- an incredibly lovely guy
4. The stealer of a certain girl's heart.
Example 1:

Clara: "Erik is such a wood chipper. Every girl in our school is in love with him".
Example 2:

Mereda: "Alex is such a wood chipper. He is stealing everyone's heart"
Example 3:

Harriette: "Edward is such a wood chipper! He is the loveliest guy I've ever met!"
Example 4:

Avalia: "James is definitely my friend's wood chipper. She can't stand to be away from him for a second!"
by Clarediette February 28, 2010
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Wood chipper

A person who consumes the sexual energy of men and leave s th a shambled, emotional wreck on the floor, not unlike a scattered pile of wood chips on the floor. see: Fargo.

Synonyms: man eater,
Usage: Kelly really fucked him up good. Just like they did to Mark and Tony. What a wood chipper.
by Deepderper August 14, 2017
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Alabaman Wood Chipper

The act of placing saw dust into your urethra, leaving it in and drinking lots of water, when you cannot hold it in anymore, you proceed to urinate the saw dust away
Yo, I DT class was so boring, I decided to do the Alabaman Wood Chipper! Kinda hurt though and I cant stop pissing blood
by Cloutos May 31, 2019
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chopped wood

When's the last time u chopped wood ? Lol 420 thinking
by Jrock21 September 28, 2013
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Chopped wood

The combination of "chopped" and "morning wood"

It means ugly dick
by Lil.bitofchives November 11, 2025
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