An ancient, deceptive art of the female tongue which aims to confuse and entrap men into a false comfort through a cunning ability that allows a woman to say exactly the opposite of what she really means.
Actual Words: "No. It's ok. You can go out drinking with your buddies. I don't mind."
Womanese Translation: "I swear to god if you walk out of that door you're not getting sex for at least a month."
Womanese Translation: "I swear to god if you walk out of that door you're not getting sex for at least a month."
by judochop November 12, 2007
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"Shella and Monica's womance is hella tight!"
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"Will you two stop your womancing for a minute and help me move this couch?"
"Shella and Monica's womance is hella tight!"
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"Will you two stop your womancing for a minute and help me move this couch?"
by Carmelator October 9, 2013
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The female version of BROMANCE.
Two chicks who have a strictly Platonic relationship, but is full of much care and affection.
Two chicks who have a strictly Platonic relationship, but is full of much care and affection.
Boy: "Kelly and Leslie have a very tight Womance."
Girl: "They should go out on a date with Matt and Kevin, because they have a Bromance, it would be so cute to see all four of them together, enjoying their partners and friends!"
Boy: Yeah, Bromance right......Dude Womance's are freaking sexyy!!
Girl: "They should go out on a date with Matt and Kevin, because they have a Bromance, it would be so cute to see all four of them together, enjoying their partners and friends!"
Boy: Yeah, Bromance right......Dude Womance's are freaking sexyy!!
by Australianlover May 26, 2009
Get the Womance mug.Feminism is usually focused on white female Topix while womanism is a exclusively black female topic movement started by the woman who created the book The Color Purple
by EmJayee May 4, 2018
Get the Womanist mug.A bromance, but with two women. Sometimes, the women become so in love that they think they might be lesbians. Then they realize that they are just really good friends that like to play strip poker and share secrets and the same bed. Or maybe they are just lesbians.
"Have you seen Charlotte and Danielle? They spend every waking moment together. They hug all the time! I think I even almost saw them kiss! They are in such a womance."
by happybunny1986 February 4, 2013
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Womanderstanding is to mansplaining as misunderstanding is to overexplaining.
Womanderstanding is to mansplaining as misunderstanding is to overexplaining.
by VirginV June 2, 2022
Get the Womanderstand mug.Womanness means harry puss, over here feminism as a little girl she wants to act as womanly as possible- and in anti-rights- its a joke she would stop shaving- underarm, legs, and vag... showing her real womanness.
Not wanting to act like a little girl anymore- and grow up for a boyfriend when she is far to young to be a woman.
Not wanting to act like a little girl anymore- and grow up for a boyfriend when she is far to young to be a woman.
by M. R. Duriez October 9, 2018
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