willocky wollocky

When something isn't quite straight

Oh for Christ sake, I've parked the car willocky wollocky again.

by Mummysueandfleurytoo May 3, 2016

wolleck

young lady who got a beautiful body. most of black ladeis are wolleck.

she has a sexy body she is wolleck.
you're wolleck baby.

by Rmon March 25, 2008

Wellocks

To do something badly.

'What a load of wellocks'
'He definitely talks a load of Wellocks'
'Did you hear that sports bulletin? Absolute wellocks'
'None of you know what you are doing - and all i seem to hear is a stream of utter Wellocks.....'

by Axis of Ignorance June 12, 2019

Willocks

To make a fictitious statement that is said with conviction in a processional capacity

My boss told me some right old willocks that he had ‘a mate that works at the OED and that word is going to be added to the dictionary next year’

In the office I heard a manager say some real willocks “why does it take so long. I can do that 8 month project in under 6 hours”

by The rubbish you hear April 5, 2024

Willocks

To make a fictitious statement that is said with conviction in a processional capacity

My boss told me some right old willocks that he had ‘a mate that works at the OED and that word is going to be added to the dictionary next year’

In the office I heard a manager say some real willocks “why does it take so long. I can do that 8 month project in under 6 hours”

by The rubbish you hear April 5, 2024

Willock

The feeling that your alone and about to cook but your parents come home and now you don’t want to.

I felt willock when I was cooking and my parents came home early.

by Tidewater13 November 4, 2025