wokehold

When you drop so much wokeness on somebody that they can’t breathe

“What happened to Steve last night?”
“Steve we went to Camp Flog Gnaw, got caught in a wokehold and died.”

“Whoa dude, get me out this wokehold. I can’t breathe!”

“I was arguing with a Trump Supporter last week and I totally put him in a wokehold.”

by Oxtard911 June 8, 2020

Woketoid

A term created to accomplish 2 things:

1. Mock the people who are self-righteous virtue signalers who cannot stop trying to show the world they are "woke" at any given chance.
2. Woke" started being used derogatorily too much, recently, so a new term needed to be created to differentiate between real social justice warriors (who should be respected) and the fakers.

"They are a woketoid because they use every opportunity to police language and correct others all in the name of 'DEI' but they secretly minorities are disgusting and dumb."

by Dominasty1 September 22, 2023

Woketopian

Someone who is exceptionally woke.

They regularly surface progressive topics in an annoying way. 'Hey, did you check your priviledge before you decided to do x?'

Hey, Pierce just quoted MLK early and talked about shortening the gender pay gap. He is a Woketopian.

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Wokemate

A soulmate who happens to be woke af

Billy-"Bruh! I think I found my wokemate!"
John-"damnnnnn! Gotta find me one of those!"

by Whoisowenryan October 18, 2017

Wokeboarding

When you’re talking to someone and they start trying to demonstrate their woke-ness to you. A play on “Wakeboarding”

“Kyle and I were walking by a Chic-fil-A, and next thing I knew he spent 30 minutes wokeboarding about how homophobic chicken sandwiches are”

by Ecyrb October 14, 2019

Wokemerica

The new name of the country that has fully embraced everything woke, now stands for everything woke and rejects everything that is not woke.

the United States of wokemerica. How dare that culture behave in that way, wokemerica will have to tell them how to behave.

by cfsSydney November 5, 2020

wokepox

To interject or bring up woke ideals into a conversation, subject and/or situation that has nothing to do with an actual or perceived social issue. Normally these people think that they know everything and that they are always right or in the right of there actions no matter how mine numbing.

Dude1: What’s up my dudes?

Dude2: Not much.
Trans person: Just thinking of grabbing a bite to eat.

Random: How dare you address a trans person as a dude!

Group walks away
Trans Person: Wow they must have a bad case of wokepox.

by Conan The Chadmin April 12, 2021