When you are jerking off and wrap a candy wrapper around the tip of your penis and cum into the candy wrapper, and slurp up all the juice from it.
by tylerdun August 10, 2016
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I feel really bad; I launched into a fit of yuppie whining today in front of my secretary. She totally doesn't care if the satellite radio in my BMW isn't working and I am stuck listening to FM.
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Wonking is short form of Willy Wonking. Laying around all day and performing most normal daily tasks without getting out of bed, including eating, watching tv, reading, talking, web surfing and sex.
We decided after Willy Wonking it for two straight days to get up and see what the weather was like outside.
by Chadbing September 3, 2012
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That skanky bitch just gave me the winking skeever last night, but the joke is on her cause now she has pink eye.
That whore took such a close look at my balloon knot, she damn near gave me a winking skeever.
{Skyrim} My character went into The Winking Skeever, paid a septim, and recieved the winking skeever and now has learned a new shout!
That whore took such a close look at my balloon knot, she damn near gave me a winking skeever.
{Skyrim} My character went into The Winking Skeever, paid a septim, and recieved the winking skeever and now has learned a new shout!
by YourWorstEnema August 1, 2012
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by decoy bot August 28, 2013
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by Pink Lady 49 January 20, 2015
Get the Winking Unicorn mug.Person 1: You know what she did to me? She struck me down on the bed and stripped me naked
Person 2: Sounds alright so far.
Person 1: And put leeches on me.
Person 2: Could've been worse.
Person 1: She wanted to kill me.
Person 2: But they didn't, did they? So what you whinging about?
Person 1: I'm not whinging.
Person 2: Your lips are moving and you're complaining about something. That's whinging.
Person 2: Sounds alright so far.
Person 1: And put leeches on me.
Person 2: Could've been worse.
Person 1: She wanted to kill me.
Person 2: But they didn't, did they? So what you whinging about?
Person 1: I'm not whinging.
Person 2: Your lips are moving and you're complaining about something. That's whinging.
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