Wokey

Pejorative for a white liberal who uses social injustice as an opportunity to boost their own ego by making self-gratifying posts on social media. Their actions indirectly hinder justice and equality by creating a divisive atmosphere in which peaceful dialogue becomes impossible. They estimate their own intelligence to be much greater than it actually is, making them highly susceptible to the Dunning-Kruger effect. They impose their beliefs on others and attempt to sabotage the livelihood of anyone who doesn’t conform to their ideas that are based in pseudoscience.

Example 1:

Johnny doesn’t realize that his black co-workers get annoyed when he constantly asks to take selfies with them so that he can post pictures of himself with minorities on his Facebook page. Johnny doesn’t get invited to the barbeque. Johnny is a wokey.

Example 2:
Sally read a Wikipedia article about quantum mechanics and now she forcefully brings it up in conversations so that she can talk about it as if she has a working knowledge of the subject. Sally has a gender studies degree and works at Starbucks. Sally is a wokey.

Example 3:
Billy believes that independence, resilience, and ambition are all forms of toxic masculinity. Billy lets a militant feminist destroy his butt hole with a strap-on. Billy is a wokey.

by Butt Sex Cobra March 11, 2021

dirty wogeye

Its when you all do is drink booze beat your mum up on record and wank over the footage later on

Last night give the old girl a proper wog eye if my mum keeps getting loud she going to end up with a dirty wogeye again

by Gurthy ham candle August 23, 2021

Wokey

A derogatory term against woke people; more precisely, Twitter-Woke people.

Woke Loser: Hello, how are y-
Based Person: KYS, Wokey

by TheGamingPop July 10, 2023

Wokey Pokey

Coined by Scott Thorough on the Zebras in America Podcast, episode 55: "It's a dance...it's performative wokeness, or pandering, or virtue signalling about a cause or issue, while not necessarily caring about the issue or perhaps benefitting or perpetuating the issue. Not dissimilar to pinkwashing."

"Woke-bae": As a Male Feminist, this offends me.

Nuanced Thinker: You put your right foot in
You take your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And you shake it all about
You do the Wokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about…motherfucker.

by astrofisch June 17, 2018

wodey

This word comes from calling someone wardie. The different wards are parts of inner city housing projects. It is used as a title for someone who shares that common background.

What you got going on wodey?

by Alex "Juice" May 13, 2005

coley woley

The most bestest thing in the world. Coley Woleys are always sweet. When a Coley Woley tries to talk to you, you never leave him hanging. They are the most amazing, best, sweetest, loving, sexiest, hottest and greatest thing ever. Never give away a Coley Woley.

My best friend is such a Coley Woley. He is always the best.

by yum yum. June 20, 2015

Stuey Wooey

1. A specific combination of qualities that creates an experience of complex emotional and physical reactions simultaneously and paradoxically within the viewer. Shock, paralysis, loss of breath, increased heart-rate, woe, lust, jealously, raised endorphine levels, increased saliva production, loss of appetite, increased metabolism, euphoria, hyper-activity, and rage have all been attributed to the effect of Stuey Wooey. Like Love, one cannot know Stuey Wooey until one has experienced the effect of Stuey Wooey.

I could only have described the scene as Stuey Wooey. He was incredible...he was Stuey Wooey. I've never seen anything so Stuey Wooey in my life! To achieve Stuey Wooey is surely the holy grail of artisitc expression, be it fine art or interior design. She was the first to admit it lacked passion, and was still trying to pass it off as Stuey Wooey!

by mooselington January 7, 2011