A bunch of coronavirus paranoid dickhead s stockpiled all the toilet paper, now I have to waffle stomp my shit at home.
by CheesySoup March 5, 2020
Get the Waffle Stomp mug.When one poops in the shower, and stomps it down the drain with bare feet. making the poop into what looks like waffles
by MrBigglesworth1990 January 21, 2012
Get the waffle stomp mug.An act that usually occurs at the United States Naval Academy, as the dorm rooms do not have toilets. Instead of “chopping” down the hall and running the risk of encountering a training sergeant, first-year students (plebes) will defecate in the shower and attempt to stomp their excrement down the waffle-shaped drain. Unfortunately, the putrid smell does not go away easily.
by Delta_Whiskey January 19, 2019
Get the Waffle Stomp mug.The act of catching a wild Loughborough university in another city or town and proceeding to shit into a shower grate, pick it up and slap them round the face with it.
by Willybong July 5, 2022
Get the Loughborough waffle stomp mug.I went to dry my hands in the restroom but got shit all over me instead cause some asshole decided the reverse waffle stomp the hand dryer
by Dirty kid bill August 21, 2022
Get the Reverse waffle stomp mug.An act similar to fisting, it involves waiting until one party needs to defecate before shoving a foot up the ass of the person as they attempt to shit, stomping the shit back up into the intestines of said person.
'Yo, I heard Brandon gave Shirley a preemptive waffle-stomp last night.'
"Really? That's fucking gross, I feel sorry for whoever has to wash his socks later on."
"Really? That's fucking gross, I feel sorry for whoever has to wash his socks later on."
by CinnamonFrosting October 27, 2018
Get the Preemptive Waffle-Stomp mug.The act of pooping along the surface of ones teeth, and then using your foot to stomp it through the gaps of their teeth.
by vezro July 22, 2014
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