wodge

(n.)

An overlarge or ungainly slice or hunk of something, esp. food. From the Sylvia Plath novel "The Bell Jar." Believed to be derived from "wedge," n.

Hey Momma, serve me up another wodge of your delicious pecan pie!

by Amos the Puppyfucker May 23, 2009

woggerel

Tub-thumping ethnic poetry of no particular merit. It is estimated that if some means were found of converting woggerel into energy, Maya Angelou alone could power the whole of Kettering.

'Benjamin Zephaniah's latest compilation of self-justifying arsewad is pure woggerel.'

'Thank you Germaine. Tom Paulin?'

by Lord Grimcock August 26, 2007

Wongering

When looch™ slays wonger every night and ditches the fam.

"Has anyone seen looch or is he wongering tonight?"

by Softserve November 5, 2014

dick wonger

1. a male that craves rather large dicks
2. a male that act like he has a big dick but but infact he as no dick or balls

man 1 : that trev is a right dick wonger
man 2 : i know yeah , his wife told me he had no balls

by smellybanana September 21, 2006

Woodgered

To lose your job without warning or reason. Usually will come as a shock and will have no supporting evidence as to why it occured.

I re-applied for my job but I got woodgered.

by Notmyrealnamealreadyinuse February 22, 2011

bong wonger

A Bong Wonger is somebody who eats at many resturaunts, but never has enough to tip the waiters.

“Do we have enough to tip?”
“Nah, we’re Bong Wongers”

by YianniP June 30, 2018

Wedger

Someone who wears their pants too high and gives themself a wedgie. A sagger's archenemy.

Hey you see that wedger over there? Lets go pull their pants down!

by Niggabob Saggypants February 28, 2020