A special blend of the cannabis plant, the two strands used to make Wizzard are Creeper mids, and Fire mids. The creeper and fire strand is indigenous to the Pittsburgh suburbs. Wizzard was crafted by a young botanist who is also working on a special blend that will remain unnamed. Yo itz dat Wizzard.
Person A: this is some good weed must be dat creeper.
Person B: Nahh cuz its dat creeper wit da fire.
Person A: O snap im smokin dat Wizzard.
Person B: Nahh cuz its dat creeper wit da fire.
Person A: O snap im smokin dat Wizzard.
by The Botanist December 15, 2008
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The story goes that one day in 1979, Theodore was messing around on his brother's turntables, practicing his mixing skills so that he could DJ at parties in the Bronx. As is natural with all teenagers, he had his music up too loud. His mother started banging on the door and yelling at him. In order to listen to her, he put his hand on the record to stop it. He still wanted to keep the groove going, and found himself moving the record back and forth with his hand. It produced a sound he liked, and after his mother left, he spent weeks perfecting this technique, and finally unveiled it at a party during his mix.
The story goes that one day in 1979, Theodore was messing around on his brother's turntables, practicing his mixing skills so that he could DJ at parties in the Bronx. As is natural with all teenagers, he had his music up too loud. His mother started banging on the door and yelling at him. In order to listen to her, he put his hand on the record to stop it. He still wanted to keep the groove going, and found himself moving the record back and forth with his hand. It produced a sound he liked, and after his mother left, he spent weeks perfecting this technique, and finally unveiled it at a party during his mix.
by DJ Conan April 12, 2004
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When you're taking a piss in the countryside and happen to piss on an electric fence giving your dick and balls a nice zap so that they would shine like a lightbulb. Usually accompanied by you dropping to one knee and the Great Muta appearing out of nowhere to knee you in the face for being a dumbass.
(Young Billy Meyer stood in front of the class and offered the following poem.)
Ode to the Shining Wizzard.
When I was young and had no sense.
I took a piss on an electric fence.
It hurt so bad, shocked my balls,
I took a crap in my overalls.
Ode to the Shining Wizzard.
When I was young and had no sense.
I took a piss on an electric fence.
It hurt so bad, shocked my balls,
I took a crap in my overalls.
by Cheap Heat July 2, 2008
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by Wiggles The Linguist February 24, 2009
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1:drink beer from a can.
2: take new beer and tape to top of empty beer can.
3: repeat step 1 and 2 till cans are taller than you.
4: after cans are taller than you yell and boss every one around with shorter sticks.
1:drink beer from a can.
2: take new beer and tape to top of empty beer can.
3: repeat step 1 and 2 till cans are taller than you.
4: after cans are taller than you yell and boss every one around with shorter sticks.
tim: yo it takes me 18 beers and a roll of tape to make me a wizzard.
jon: i got to beer 10 and freddy hit me in the face with his full wizzard stick in the face.
angry women: you chicken wreckers are so drunk! i hate wizzard sticks
jon: i got to beer 10 and freddy hit me in the face with his full wizzard stick in the face.
angry women: you chicken wreckers are so drunk! i hate wizzard sticks
by mrbuff754 January 19, 2011
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Person 2: "True, but wizard is spelt with a single z."
Person 1: "Damn. You're right, but isn't blizzard spelled with 2 z's."
Person 2: "You make a fair point."
Person 2: "True, but wizard is spelt with a single z."
Person 1: "Damn. You're right, but isn't blizzard spelled with 2 z's."
Person 2: "You make a fair point."
by LastWay September 2, 2023
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