Something that is made of wood and floats in water. It can be confirmed they are a witch by seeing if the "witch" weighs the same as a duck, which also floats in water. Since witches are made of wood, which floats on water, the witch would have to float like a duck. Therefore they would weigh the same, making her a witch.
Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
Peasants: No, no, it floats! It floats! THROW HER INTO THE POND!!!!
Bedevere: What also floats in water?
Peasants: BREAD! APPLES! VERY SMALL ROCKS! CIDER! GREAT GRAVY! CHERRIES! MUD! CHURCHES! CHURCHES! LEAD! LEAD!
Arthur: A DUCK!
Bedevere: Exactly. So logically...
Peasant: If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.
Bedevere: And therefore?
Peasants: A WITCH!!!!
Peasants: No, no, it floats! It floats! THROW HER INTO THE POND!!!!
Bedevere: What also floats in water?
Peasants: BREAD! APPLES! VERY SMALL ROCKS! CIDER! GREAT GRAVY! CHERRIES! MUD! CHURCHES! CHURCHES! LEAD! LEAD!
Arthur: A DUCK!
Bedevere: Exactly. So logically...
Peasant: If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.
Bedevere: And therefore?
Peasants: A WITCH!!!!
by the real master of puppets July 20, 2009
1) Any person engaged in or practicing the varied Magickal Arts of Witchcraft.
2) A term commonly misused in a derogatory manner, referring back to the time of the Witch-Craze.
2) A term commonly misused in a derogatory manner, referring back to the time of the Witch-Craze.
1) "Scott Cunningham was a Wiccan Author and self-proclaimed Witch."
2) "That girl in class is such a witch for doing that thing that time with so-and-so!"
2) "That girl in class is such a witch for doing that thing that time with so-and-so!"
by Brother Pigeon May 26, 2004
1.Witch is the word that replaces the curse word B*#ch and is used in front of the public or family/parents
2. A girl who has no heart and seems like she wants to curse you forever. Normally a popular UGLY girl who hates you because you seem like a decent human being. So she starts brewing up a plan to kill you in the eyes of your family and friends. Very two faced and can make anyone do what they want you to do.
2. A girl who has no heart and seems like she wants to curse you forever. Normally a popular UGLY girl who hates you because you seem like a decent human being. So she starts brewing up a plan to kill you in the eyes of your family and friends. Very two faced and can make anyone do what they want you to do.
by Esskettit June 26, 2018
A witch is a human who has special gifts of magic. They’re usually trying to keep the balance of nature but some stray away from that and practice dark magic. Some witches make human or animal sacrifices to gain more magic, some however channel power from the elements, mostly fire. When witches die they are consecrated by their people to send their power back to the earth. Some witches are more powerful than others based on their family and coven. Witches may be something of fairytales but some people do believe in these magical beings.
by Blah boo blah July 02, 2019
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