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Wisdom of the weed

When you catch a flash of "The Big Picture" during the rambling thoughts after smoking weed. The saddest part is, only you actually understand it, and you can't really explain it well enough to get other people to see it too - and when you come down, you can barely remember it yourself.

A passing wisdom that is lost on the sane and sober. Still, it shows you what your mind could be capable of....
John: Mike was high as a kite and last night and was trying to tell me something about how angry people will eventually ruin the pharmaceutical industry....?

David: Yeah well he does that sometimes, it's just the Wisdom of the weed.

Mike (last night - thinking): La de dum, today is a happy day, it's nice and cool and my sweater feels nice and I never noticed it was such a nice shade of red - look at that, it's like that balloon in that German girl song the one with the armpit hair, what was her name, god was that 20odd years ago? surely I can't be that old...and....OMG! if angry people somehow get a hold of the drug that makes your memory vanish....etc etc etc....I'd better tell John so he can remember tomorrow when I don't....
by LabMom September 22, 2009
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Wisconsin dust storm

the act of putting nesquik powder on your asshole, and farting into your significant others face while they go down on you
Rome totally experienced his first Wisconsin dust storm, and surprisingly like it.
by Romelio October 27, 2019
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wisconsin pretty

A term used to describe an American woman who in most other states would be considered unattractive, but is beautiful by the standards of men from Wisconsin.
Guy: "what do you think of that chick over there by the keg?"
Friend: "you mean the one with the gut and John Denver haircut?"
Guy: "yeah, that one."
Friend: "Well she looks like Rebel Wilson, so I guess she's Wisconsin Pretty."
Guy: "Go Packers..."
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin March 1, 2018
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Wisconsin Claw

A sexual act where the giver wraps there thumb, pinky, pointer, and ring finger around the balls of the receiver and then the giver proceeds to stick their middle finger in the receivers ass.
That hoe gave me that Wisconsin Claw last night.
by Chefondvd March 5, 2019
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Wisconsin Butterfly

When a guy packs his semen into his own nose and then sneezes it onto the breasts of his partner.
I saw a guy in the Steak N Shake bathroom giving this chick a Wisconsin Butterfly. It got everywhere.
by viceroy of pickles July 3, 2014
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Totally Wisco

Someone who's so Wisconsin it hurts.
Damn, could that chick be any more totally Wisco?
by Punitive D March 15, 2005
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Wisconsin Chrome

Duct tape. Named for likelyhood of being used for automobile repairs.
Johnny's car look's like crap ever since he lost his fender in that accident. I've never seen so much Wisconsin chrome in my life.
by chi_tom December 10, 2009
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