The female version of a wingman. One girl talks to/entertains the unwanted male while her friend makes her moves on the guy she wants.
by flippincrazy May 23, 2006
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A girlfriend or wife that constantly bitches. No matter what you (or anyone) says, she takes the oppositional and defiant perspective. EXAMPLES: You want a car ... she wants a truck. You say OK let's get a truck and she says F-you we are getting a car. You are wrong before you open your mouth. She is the reason that more men are not married. "Why did you wash your last load with bleach ... what if I want to start my laundry with colors ?" She returns vegetarian Egg McMuffin (no meat) to McDonald's if she thinks that it touched the Canadian bacon and they afterwards took it off. Tears up passport photos and runs from the post office screaming that the government did not make her look good. Burns food and blames the stove. Constant conflict even on nice days. Wakes up in the middle of the night to bitch about something. Probably mental defect. Probably a positive correlation to fetal alocohol syndrome. Untreatable. She kills everything around her with negativity. Wifebitchers frequent domestic violence court.
We were going to meet friends at a Mexic an restaurant but my WIFEBITCHER did not want to eat Mexican and had a fit.
My friends drank heavily and listened to the scathing verbal attack delivered by my 3 martini wifebitcher at dinner.
My friends drank heavily and listened to the scathing verbal attack delivered by my 3 martini wifebitcher at dinner.
by martinatty February 28, 2010
Get the wifebitcher mug.Someone who thinks that they're amazing at everything they do, like wrestling, but really they suck and everyone knows that they suck. They threaten you with how long they've been doing tae kwon do and say they'll kick your ass any day.
-"Hey Winebitch you suck"
-"I've been doing tae kwon do for 5 years now I'll kick your ass"
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-"Kevin just stop wrestling you lose every match and throw up at every practice"
-"I'm a lot better then all of you, all of you suck I'll kick your ass I know tae kwon do"
-"I've been doing tae kwon do for 5 years now I'll kick your ass"
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-"Kevin just stop wrestling you lose every match and throw up at every practice"
-"I'm a lot better then all of you, all of you suck I'll kick your ass I know tae kwon do"
by No0b3rT May 30, 2010
Get the Winebitch mug.an insult used by the very clever people (note the sarcasm) who realised that the word witch rhymes with the word bitch. a derogatory term for someone who practises witchcraft.
person 1: oi!!!!
*person 2 continues walking*
person 1: im talking to you, witch!!!
person 2: fuck off, asshole!!!
person 1: what did you say witchbitch!!!
person 2: you heard me.......asshole!!!
*person 2 continues walking*
person 1: im talking to you, witch!!!
person 2: fuck off, asshole!!!
person 1: what did you say witchbitch!!!
person 2: you heard me.......asshole!!!
by rou rou September 21, 2005
Get the witchbitch mug.A sandwich that is only two pieces of bread, where you wish you had something in between said pieces.
John: "Do you have anything to eat?"
Ben: " I only have bread, which means we're having some wishwiches.
Ben: " I only have bread, which means we're having some wishwiches.
by Chokesmurf December 10, 2011
Get the Wishwich mug.A very good friend who accompanies you to pick up someone else. Like Wingman or Wingwoman but Wingbitch is universal.
by LPhaNZ May 14, 2023
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