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wissal

A woman of excessivly high intelligence , although she acts like a bitch and doesn't take shit from anyone , she has one of the purest hearts , her good exotic looks and perfect body makes her out of most of guys' league , but she doesn't mind being single because she is independant
Alex : Damn Man , she's the perfect girlfriend
Sam : hell yeah dude ! Totally a wissal
by Wissal April 18, 2017
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Wissal

The most precious smol bean in existence that you have to protecc

Wissal's are one of the nicest, cutest , most beautiful , sweet and caring people you'll ever meet
If you have a Wissal you better protect her and never make her cry and be grateful because she is legendary and a once in a life time kind of person
Wissal's are the most positive in the group and make everyone happy because they are so amazing you just can't help but feel happy when you're her friend . no matter how sad you are wissal will make u happy
She is also the perfect gf if you date a wissal you better take care of her and love her or her friends will kill you
making a wissal cry is a sin and is a offense punishable by death. They are so cool that nobody hates them it is impossible to hate wissal

3 things that dont exist
1: unicorns
2: dragons
3: people who dont like wissal
Tina: Hey look it's wissal. shes so epic
girl 2: yes she is so epicc , she is like so perfect

Tina: look its salt, why's she sad
girl 3: her bf/gf dumped her-

The next day
Girl 3: hey did you hear wissals ex was found dead-
Tina: really? I wonder what happened to them >:)
by Wissals bestie January 28, 2021
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Is that on your wishlist?

Commonly used as a comeback when someone says "Screw you", "fuck you", "frick you" or similar terms. Simply indirectly implies the other person is super attracted to you.

(P.S. can be used when flirting)
Bella: "man fuck you Jake"
Jake: "Is that on your wishlist?"
by JHACK14 November 22, 2019
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Wissal

Wissal is a god!

The god of wholesome things
Tina: Salt please make me happy
Wissal : *grants happiness*
by Wissals bestie February 3, 2021
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Wishlexia

a disorder which can cause a consumer difficulty in making a clearance sale purchase.
Cashier: That'll be $37.50.
Consumer: The sign says "Up to 95% Off"!
Cashier: That's only on the items with a Yellow Dot!
Consumer: Well there's a Purple dot.
Cashier: That's why it's only 25% Off.
Me: You just have a case of wishlexia Mam.
by SteveCory July 29, 2011
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Wissal

A beautiful girl with jet black hair, Dark eyes like two ripe olives, and a skin tone the color of butter. She has the widest and brightest smile that puts any aching heart to rest. A kind soul that takes over you utterly and completely if she ever decides you are worthy of her time. She's the anchor to your wandering ship, the arrow to your knee (Skyrim reference), and the pillar you lean on when you tire.

If you don't watch out, you will desperately fall in love with her, but if you're lucky enough and shares your love back, you'd be the luckiest person alive.
Nonetheless, if you get on her bad side she can fuck you up. :)
Guy 1: That girl wissal is beautiful.. And hella nice
Guy 2: maaan! Don't try anything with her she has a crazy ass boyfriend.
by MuffinMan995 November 23, 2021
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Wishard

Drinking, and proceeding to sit on a toilet while taking a shit and throw up all over yourself and everything surrounding you.
oh my god, he pulled a wishard!!!
by skuntz123 March 27, 2009
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