wifed up

When a man is held down or in check by a female counterpart so as to not engage in social situations with other members of the general public.

Our good buddy Brian Davis was "wifed up" this evening and instead of hanging out with the guys, wished to just gay it up and make love by the fireside.

by Wach November 9, 2007

wifed-up

taken by one man/woman and one man/woman only, faithful and loved by the one person.

im wifed-up and loving my life.

by dada polk April 28, 2008

wifed up

a guy who has a wifey

"yo can i holla at ya boy he lookn mad cute"
"nah he wifed up"

by yo liz January 6, 2007

gettin' wized up

A hard core, intense education through instant messaging with an anal-retentive guy named Scott.

I've been gettin' wized up since last January.

by i got wized up September 2, 2005

wifed up

Someone who is in a relationship. Specifically someone who is completely involved in a relationship that they ignore friends and change their lifestyle.

Erica - Hey Molly you are completely wifed up huh?
Molly - No way, me and Harry Potter are barely seeing each other. Besides he is way to cool for me just like everyone else ever and ever and ever.
Erica - You don't even hang out with us anymore though. You just play Quidditch with him all day.
Molly - Well Erica, really no one likes hanging out with you anyway. You are kind of a loser, but ok maybe I am a little wifed up.

by rap battle master March 30, 2009

up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe

In serious trouble. Typically Australian version of "up the creek without a paddle."

When I reached for my credit card and found it was gone, I understood I was up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe.

by octopod August 25, 2004

a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire

a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.

"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."

by Ariluto April 30, 2006