snapwaddling wardlemonger

a person who sell penguins illegally off the north atlantic coast of indonesia.

Abdul is such a snapwaddling wardlemonger.

by Anthony Mercuri February 19, 2004

Wordlebug

One who enjoys making up new words.

Edgar Allan Poe was such a wordlebug. He was always making up new words.

by Madam Pince November 5, 2012

wireless crapability

n. A weak wi-fi connection that your ISP insists is "blazing fast."

"We got a brand-new gateway from Comcast, but still only have wireless crapability -- every YouTube video freezes every five seconds."

Originally from Arrested Development: GOB's mispronunciation of "wireless capability," when listing Michael's ideas for Sitwell homes: "Number 32: Wireless crapability, that one explains itself."

by arkinese June 8, 2014

Rogers Wireless Kids

The group of annoying kids you see on TV for Rogers enacting scenes of teen drama and acting all cute. Their adds are aimed at a large audience of youngsters as they represent a perfectly homogeneous mix, complete with the good-looking girl, not as good-looking girl, boyish guy with haircut, other boy and non-caucasian boy.

<Guy 1> Hey, I just signed up for UrbanDictinary.com strictly to playa hate the My 5 kids.
<Guy 2> Oh, the Rogers Wireless Kids? I can't stand those feeble little prepsters.

by J_Dilla January 16, 2008

Wordlefucked

When someone texts you the answer to todays Wordle before you have a chance to do it yourself

My friend was so excited at getting today's Wordle answer, she texted it to me before I could do it myself - I was wordlefucked.

by manuelsabio January 26, 2022

Widdle

Informal British verb meaning to urinate, also baby speak, or to imitate child-like enunciation, of the word "little." If it is the latter, then it's either said or spelled this way as a sign of endearment, or to be condescending, or to talk down to this person.

#1 "I just took a widdle in the bathroom"
#2 (as endearment) "Oh, you're just a cute widdle angel :3"
#2.1 (as condescending) "Cry more, you poor widdle baby"

by Magic kitty March 31, 2022

Weirdle

Hillybilly term for strange crazy or weird..

invented by Billy

Me: Yeah, they were strange.
Billy: Yeah they were weirdle's
Me: What the f*** did you just say?
Billy: Ya know weirdles.. strange un's

by Dravynnitis July 8, 2009