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Wintippy

To get tipsy on wine.
Wow, I've had five glasses of Merlot. I'm all kinds of wintippy.

That guy is starting to look kinda cute, I must be getting wintippy.
by So, you like-a tha wine? August 10, 2010
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wintwerk

The season following Thotumn. During wintwerk, a massive increase in thots is observed. Because of the cold weather, thots in their skimpy, hoe-ish outfits will often result in twerking. Twerking is done in order to keep warm, which helps hoes from succumbing to hypothermia and frostbite. Despite this, a small number of hoes each wintwerk are diagnosed with frostbite of the posterior, which may require removal of the parts or whole.

The peak of wintwerk is the Wintwerk Soulstice, which is the day of the year with the shortest period of sunlight. With the lack of daylight, this gives thots the longest period of the year to act hoe-ish, as darkness brings out the most prolific hoe activity. Coincidentally, many people hold Wintwerk Soulstice parties, which are so lit that they make events like City Girls/Cardi B's video "Twerk" look like a tea party in comparison.

Wintwerk is also the season for the holiday Giftma$, which occurs on December 26th. Giftma$ is the holiest day of the year, in which gifts are given to hoes from their dudes/niggas who 1) swipe them Visas, and/or provide code to the safe. On this day especially, Netflix and Chill is frowned upon, since the focus is on the Net Worth of hoes' financial provider.
Girl 1: Oooh girl Wintwerk is my best time of year!
Girl 2: My outfit need to be gucci for the Wintwerk Soulstice party, huh!
by its_jason_bih October 8, 2019
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WinWin from NCT's Fairy/Elf Ear. The other NCT members have an obsession with touching it. Mostly Mark, Haechan, and Yuta.
WinWins' Ear is so cute and pointy! He looks like a fairy!
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wintringham

A dog shit school in Grimsby. Would not recommend, full of chavs who think they’re solid but flap it whenever confronted. At least 1 teacher every year is a convicted nonce so keep your children away.
“I was gonna go to Wintringham but after further reconciliation I decided not to because of my crippling fear of being shanked by a chav with a sharpened pencil.”
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Sam Witwicky

The sexual act of a male ejaculating on a females stomach, then drawing random symbols as fast as he can before the sperm dries up.
Man#1: Dude, I just pulled out of her and blew all over her stomach.

Man#2: Did you Sam Witwicky her?

Man#1: You know it!
by Dr. Ding Dong June 5, 2011
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wintie

The result of a competition, typically in sport, in which the severe underdog plays well beyond expectations and robs the superior team of a victory, with the game or match ending in a tie.
John: "The Bears are the national champions, I can't believe we didn't lose."
Bob: "Yeah! Best wintie in our team's history."
by toswald2 June 19, 2010
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