The act of surfing the internet searching for abnormal, bizarre and sick human activities, mostly sexual related (for example docking, fooping, dutch rudder, etc.), while controlling the keyboard with one hand and juggling the willy with the other hand. Wietering is the literal translation for the Dutch word "Pieteren", because in Dutch a willy is commonly referred to as a "Piet".
James: Why is he looking so strangely at his computer screen?
Katie: I only see one hand on his keyboard, so he's probably wietering.
Katie: I only see one hand on his keyboard, so he's probably wietering.
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Hey, you and Kelly already have 5 kids...you thinking about having anymore? No chance, she was winterized last year.
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Get the WINTERDYKES mug.Derbyshire term which applies to conversation, typically between farmers in the local pub, in which they recount the hardships faced in their profession over the years, often profusely laced with hyperbole.
"That's nowt! I remember back int' '62 when we was working in snow up t' necks digging aht sheep non-stop fer a week. Now that were a winter that were!"
"Ah' quit with yer hard-wintering and get yer round in"
"Ah' quit with yer hard-wintering and get yer round in"
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typically related to the abuse of narcotics, and too much partying.. other excuses are used for winternightus like flu, still with the family in the country, etc, we know none of these are true reasons for winternightus!!
winternightus can contribute to s.a.d, a pale complextion, and no social life!!
typically related to the abuse of narcotics, and too much partying.. other excuses are used for winternightus like flu, still with the family in the country, etc, we know none of these are true reasons for winternightus!!
winternightus can contribute to s.a.d, a pale complextion, and no social life!!
i cant stop dreaming that youve stolen my drugs.. oh no dear, you must have winternightus!!!
why is no one picking up there phones?? why are all the shops closed... oh no dear, you must have winternightus!!!
why is no one picking up there phones?? why are all the shops closed... oh no dear, you must have winternightus!!!
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