Winnipeg

20 Winnipeg facts/tips:

1)capital city of manitoba, with about 700,000 people.
2)one day the north end will be a pile of dirt.
3)our football team seems to be getting worse.
4)awesome bands.
5)great party city.
6)easy drugs.
7)lots and lots of murder, (murder capital).
8)tons of car theft.
9)plenty of natives that are ready to jack you.
10)home of the winnipeg moose, are they good?, i dont even know.
11)also home of the winnipeg Blue Bombers.... no comment.
12)lots of sluts.
13)the city of rivers.
14)the only city with the extra season called; road consruction.
15)also called winterpeg.
16)a city where you should always carry some kind of weapon.
17)mosquitos are ridiculous.
18)lots of hippies.
19)its in the middle of nowhere.
20)entrance to western canada.

Winnpeg is either a city you love or hate.

Let's go party our fucking asses off in Winnipeg!

by Winnipeg Rocks! August 5, 2005

Winnipeg

Capital city of Manitoba,Canada, about 700,000 people. Awesome hockey town, former home of NHL's Jets-but were stolen away by corporate America(Phoenix Coyotes). Wicked party town, easy poontang, quite a few sluts. Cold,shitty winters. Sometimes called the peg.

We're going to the peg this weekend to get wasted and find some easy college poon.

by brandonmb April 23, 2005

Winnipeg

hell - frozen over in the winter, with a wicked local band scene and awesome summers!

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

Winnipeg

The capital city of Manitoba, Canada. Also known as "Winterpeg" because you can build a snowman by late October and it will last to early April. Gets deadly cold in the winter and bakin' hot in the summer. The four seasons are, Winter, Spring, Summer/Road Construction, and Fall. Was home of the Winnipeg Jets, but they got sold off to Pheonix (I think). Huge hockey/football town. Has 3 major teams, Hockey: Manitoba Moose, Football: Blue Bombers, Baseball: Goldeyes. Also has one shitty neighbourhood called the north end, plenty of Natives, drunks and gangs to mug and kill you there.
I should know because I live in the godforsaken place.

Burkus: FUCK MY BALLS ARE FROZEN!!!
Drunk Native Gangster: Yo B gimmi yo fuckin wallet!
Burkus: FUCK YOU, FUCK THE COLD, FUCK WINNIPEG!!!

by Burkus December 21, 2008

Winnipeg

commonly known as Winterpeg, is a very weird city in which it can get to +40 degrees celcius or -50 degrees celcius.

did you hear about winnipeg? this summer it was +40, but now its -50!

by Peeblo December 21, 2008

Winnipeg

A pretty good city in Manitoba Canada. NO LONGER THE MURDER CAPITAL OF CANADA (that title now goes to Edmonton, Alberta). Winters are getting warmer as each year goes by. Some new develoments in the downtown (although no LRT yet, which sucks). An extremely multicultural city; the Filipino Capital of Canada. Also a very underrated city. Tons of festivals in the summer, and a few in the winter. Close to so many lakes and outdoor recreational activity areas. A good city that will soon be upgraded to a "great" city.

So I got jumped and mugged in Calgary and saw three people carrying guns in downtown Toronto. Guess there is crime all over Canada. Winnipeg ain't looking so bad now.

by Philip Orestes October 13, 2006

Winnipeg

Capital of Manitoba. Dangerous in some areas, a complete joke in others (Pembina, St. Vital, Richmond West). Don't start no shit, won't be no shit. Easy girls. SHITTY WEATHER --> hot ass summers, cold ass winters. Bad mosq's (not so bad last summer, well atleast not in Richmond West). Good party scene. Easy girls. Cheap shopping. Really good place to start a family (well not in shitty areas, i.e., North End). Friendly people. A lot, I mean A LOT, of Natives though. We don't have summer, we have construction. Proud SLURPEE CAPTIAL. Under-rated to the M.A.X.

Douche: "Where are you from?"
Pegger: "Winnipeg."
Douche: "Where?"
Pegger: "Douche."

by BOOP111000111 February 11, 2010