The act of drinking ones beer then taping a full beer on top of the empty one. Upon completion of the second beer and/or forty, the next one is taped upon the first two. This continues until you have created a "Winzard Staff". When asked if you are creating a "Wizard Staff", the correct response is, "No dude, those are for pussies!".
Did you drill a hole through all those beers and tape them together? No dude, it's a Winzard, you drink that shit first!
by DJ Winzard January 14, 2010
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Girl 2: Ya, I Wingardium Leviosa'd him just by bending over in these jeans.
Girl 1: Gross.
Girl 2: Ya, I Wingardium Leviosa'd him just by bending over in these jeans.
Girl 1: Gross.
by dedwyf March 5, 2013
Get the Wingardium Leviosa mug.A derogatory term referring to persons that exclusively use and/or recommend Microsoft products and services such as Windows, Office, Exchange, IIS, .NET, etc. usually to the total exclusion of cheaper and better non-Microsoft alternatives.
Wintards are signified by their ignorance of and prejudice against any computer technology that is not produced from Redmond, WA, USA.
by rapskat September 14, 2005
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by Jennifer Smilie July 2, 2004
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wintard(ation) - A disease, deadly.
wintard(ed) - Like Windows users, this term refers to someone who is generally retarded.
wintard(ation) - A disease, deadly.
wintard(ed) - Like Windows users, this term refers to someone who is generally retarded.
by Paul December 1, 2004
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by Mr.Francko January 27, 2009
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