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Timothy Winkles

Your favorite, friendly neighborhood they/them. He is always seen with concealer covered eyebrows and a mustache. He is lowkey a pedophile and participates in many sexual activities that sometimes include his cousin (cheesetelle). His floppy hair is such a vibe and makes him insanely sexy. He has tons of pimples across his face which add to his fiery personality. If he's ever lost, you can probably catch him chatting with his favorite cousins Wimothy Tinkles and Cheesetelle.
"BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH look over there it's Timothy Winkles"
"I wish I could be like Timothy Winkles"
"He was always a they/them
by 72896kld May 2, 2020
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Winkism

The art of playing cards, in particular the game called 79.

Winkism is the tactic whereby any card scoring more than 5 is considered large, this results in a heavy loss of points each time a card is thrown. The player that adopts the winkism tactic has a well known mantra: if it's less than 5 I can stay alive, if it scores 10 I'll pass it to the men.
A good winkism hand will be ace set, 2 set
by The 2 armed bandit February 10, 2014
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winceism

a random bad memory that enters your mind, causing you to wince.
Joe: "Ugh, I just remembered when I refused a date with the hottest girl in school because I had a stomachache."

Greg: "Oh, that's the worst winceism I've ever heard."
by Cappn Rock July 27, 2010
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Winklerism

The act of worshiping, praising, or creating an awkward underground religion about anyone with the last name Winkler.
I support Winklerism because I absolutely love Henry Winkler! I worship the very foundation of his being! Look! I even own one of the original jukeboxes from the show Happy Days!!!
by WhoIBeIsUnimportant November 6, 2011
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Winkles

A crazy and fun to be around person. The person whether it be male or female loves to party and drink. Good friend to have.
Jack: who is that chick doing a keg stand?

Jill: dude that's winkles!
by Fredbock June 21, 2012
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Shitty Winkles

The type of bowel movement where you also pee at the same time, usually followed by a revelation of some sort, like finding the anwser to why your kettle isn't working.
Oh! I had a Shitty Winkles, and now I know the meaning of existence!
by waitingforaturkey July 7, 2010
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Beffica Winklesnoot

A rude character from Bugsnax. Like a valley girl type character, voiced by one who did the most voices for anime girls. Yes cassandra voiced a purple monster, don't you forget that.
My first crush was Beffica Winklesnoot.
by Sophia Read June 22, 2021
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