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Tennessee Wishing Well

A large cocktail made from all the bodily fluids that one human body has produced. When ingested, it summons Kolgorathnokterranonklus, Great God of Immoral wishes. Once he appears, you may petition him to grant your most "unconventional" wish (e.g. sex with a cousin, eradication of the banana minority, etc.). Beware, though, for the granting of this wish will come with no unintended consequences--except the occasional appearance of a small child's face on one's elbows.
I used a Tennessee Wishing Well to become god-king of Palestine the other day.

Hey man, can i drink from your Tennessee Wishing Well?
by AllabobibTheGlutton May 23, 2016
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Finishing Last

Also known as "Last Place" is used in the context of when someone is the last person in a group of men to have his way with a woman, or man.
Person 1: "Max was the last person to smash Jacky of the group!"
Person 2: "He's always finishing last."
by Carona Boi August 5, 2018
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Finishing up at the gym

'Finishing up at the gym' when you are on a work trip and you are masturbating in your hotel room and your work colleges ask where you are, you respond "I'm finishing up at the gym"
Yeah Dan, I'm just finishing up at the gym. I'll be down in about 20 minutes. And then you think to yourself shit I got to finish up and clean up quickly
by Dave and Dan in Singapore February 16, 2023
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Schmilkers wishing well

The act surprising a recipient by peeing in their anus following anal intercourse
I got the schmilkers wishing well last night.
by Things hooligans say May 24, 2020
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Finishing Touch

When a woman is one touch away from reaching the Nirvana-like state of orgasm, her partner waits for the opportune moment to apply the finishing touch.
I gave her the finishig touch last night.
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Wishing Star

A star that everyone is familiar with and gives false hope to people on their knees, but never grants any wishes because it is owned by Disney.
Disney owned the Wishing Star ever since the release of Pinocchio, and many other Happiness-related items.

The Wishing Star does exist outside of Fairy Tales! You'll find a shimmer of it inside of Disney theme parks for at least $73 per person as of September 29 2010.
by TripleRainbow September 30, 2010
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Wishing Well

A plea for help made by Juice WRLD before he passed in this verklempt, beautiful, piece of artwork in his posthumous album, Legends Never Die.
I tossed my pain with my wishes in a Wishing Well
by iTookAHarSHIT September 4, 2020
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