saliva windpipe

The act of sensually sucking on the tongue of your significant other.

Wow I really want Desmond and Jack from LOST to saliva windpipe each other right in the mouth so hard.

by Big fudge February 14, 2015

Californian Windpipe

The Californian Windpipe is a maneuver in which a female (or sometimes a male) puts any sort of flute, piccolo, wind blown instrument into either:

exhibit a; the vagina

or

exhibit b; the ass.
They then proceed to fart/queef and perform a somewhat artistic piece of work.
usually followed by excessive cleaning of the instrument,
or if it isn't theirs, placement back where it came from.
very difficult maneuver with very few masters.

Dude, i played Marry Had a Little Lamb by doing the Californian Windpipe.

Skill.
Was that before or after you pulled the Alabama Hot Pocket and Abraham Lincoln on that skank?

by [e-mail] September 15, 2009

frozen windpipe

a frozen wind pipe is a sexual act where you poop in a ziplock bag, freeze it and re-insert it in your partners ass.

oh please give me another frozen windpipe today, it made my insides cold for hours.

by kees March 8, 2008

Canadian Windpipe

When in Canada, your best pal pees in your mouth, and it will eventually turn into a Canadian Windpipe due to it freezing in your mouth.

"Ay, can you please give me a Canadian Windpipe? My throat is parched." - Dr. Hoffman

by Maggie V Raps June 13, 2019

Windpiper

One who blows wind into pipes, often making a hollow sound.
Often sounding like Windpiper.

Blow air into a beer bottle. Thats what Windpiper sounds like.

by Banz June 11, 2006

Bronze Windpipe

A black man's penis. Nothing more, nothing less.

Person 1: Tyrone has a massive bronze windpipe.
Person 2: So I've heard.

by J9JSJAI June 28, 2015

Windpipe Faggot

A person who likes to pleasure his or herself using obscure objects larger than 5 inches. This normally results in bleeding from the anus. examples of these objects include, icepicks, pencils, rulers, candy canes, shovels, night lights, blow dryers, Hess trucks, Barbie dolls, Etc..

Exapmle 1:

Matt: Hey Jared guess what
Jared: Whats up?
Joe: Jared..Matt is gay!
Matt: Well Joes a windpipe faggot

Example 2:

Joe: Come on guys we gotta get to work!
Matt: Work? since when do we do work in this class you windpipe faggot? Shut the fuck up and go shove something up your asshole
Joe: But Matt I don't do that
Jared:Yes you do your a windpipe faggot

Example 3:

Teacher: So class how is everyone
Matt: Joe is a windpipe faggot
Teacher: I know. Joe is a Silly little faggot. I heard last week `
Mett: I heard he toped himself by shoving a guitar hero controller up his ass.
Dana: Oh my god I love him!

by posermoser January 10, 2008