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Bob the Crazy Windmill Guy

The crazy-ass mofo from inside the windmill in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. He is almost always seen carrying/playing his music box with a squinty grin or pissed-off look on his face. In OoT, in order to get into the well in Kakariko Village, you had to complete a time paradox involving Bob. In the future, you go to the windmill where an infuriated Bob waits. He complains of a child in green (Link) who, seven years earlier, played a song and messed up the windmill. Upon seeing your Ocarina, he remembers that day and plays the song, thus teaching Link the Song of Storms. You must then travel to the past and play the song for him, becoming the child that taught him the song and messed up the windmill.
"Yo man, don't mess with Bob the Crazy Windmill Guy. He'll cut you!"
by Gammasite December 27, 2007
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flaccid windmill

The act of spinning the penis in a windmill fashion
He pulled a flaccid windmill for all the ladies to see.
by shaGGy- July 6, 2010
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Windmill of friendship

the nicer way of saying swastika or nazi symbol; used around young children
Oh billy, that's just a windmill of friendship!
by eye dyed November 30, 2017
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duck dive windmill

A legendary boxing set up for the big KO,
duck dive windmill, Donkey Davies engineered this masterful show of fakery followed up by the huge Windmill knock out punch in white collar boxing events.
by devon donkey January 22, 2021
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Windmill Fuck

Where you spin your dick 5-10 times around their ass after the 5th or 10th spin you lightly SLAM it into their asshole , pull it out and so on, 5 is ok but 10 if you really want to get kinky with it, make them suffer. 10 spins slam it in, over and over till the rain of sperm comes out.
Windmill fucking , Ass-slam
by Bruce HugeDick June 5, 2013
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Tilting at Windmills

an English idiom which means attacking imaginary enemies, or fighting unwinnable or futile battles.
Father and daughter arguing over getting married.

Dad - "I won't allow it, do you get me?"

Daughter - "You're tilting at windmills, Phil."
by freund April 13, 2010
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windmill kick

much like a turning karate kick, you turn and kick your leg up. like a 360.
by three toed sloth May 24, 2005
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