Digital Impotence

This occurs when a user tries desperately to upload content to a social media site (photos, videos, status posts, etc.) but is unable to complete the process or "get it up" due to poor network connection or lack of good tech (eg. Apple).

Subsequent failed attempts to upload in rapid succession, especially over the course of a full day, will leave the user frustrated at their inferior technology and rife with feelings of inadequacy.

These negative feelings are further amplified if the content is "fresh" and has the capacity to generate a high degree of likes and shares. This leads to a loss of followers, and ultimately a deflated ego and sense of self for the user.

Jim: "For fuck's sake Rich, help me! Ever since I upgraded to iOS 10, I can't upload this video of Hilary Clinton giving Trump a limp dutch rudder."

Richard: "I'm sorry Jim, I cannot help you with your Digital Impotence."

by nope.exe October 5, 2016

impotence struggler

An individual having erectile dysfunction performing non-consensual intercourse exciting himself by practising oral or anal sex, masturbation or mutual masturbation in order to recover his sexual defectiveness.

Once super lover has turned into an impotence struggler.

by censor1 October 16, 2010

Impotence

Not finishing a sentance, being helpless.

Hey how’s it goi
(He’s got some real impotence)

by Impotent ma- May 14, 2022

impotence beam

impotence beam is a high level spell that is cast at a target to cause permanent loss to have kids. May be undone by using a second Impotence beam.

Warrior: What was that spell you just used.
Wizard: Idk you'll find out later. But it definitely not an impotence beam so don't worry.

by Dat Wizard February 1, 2025

Sneeze Impotence

The phenomenon of feeling like you’re about to sneeze, and then, you do not sneeze.

I thought I had to sneeze, and then didn’t. I even looked at a bright light and it didn’t happen. I got sneeze impotence.

by 011000110 August 26, 2022