Wilbilly

Descendant of North Eastern Kansas known for living in mobile homes, consuming unhealthy amounts of PBR, amassing an impressive collection of automobilia destined to kill the grass in the front yard for decades, and smoking an inhuman quantity of "the Kind." Generally developing a police record before adulthood, these rare and noble creatures can be seen stealing anything that isn't chained down to pawn for beer money or evading the police while riding a lawnmower on "COPS."

Is that a Marijuana plant growing on the front porch of that trailer home?

Don't stare honey, those are Wilbilly's...lock the doors...is your window all the way up? CHECK AGAIN GODDAMN IT!!

I think that small child just flipped me off!! OH SHIT DRIVE HAROLD ONE OF THEM IS TRYING TO SELL ME WEED!!!

by Wilbilly82 July 26, 2011

Wiltilda

Wiltilda (Wa-Tilda) is a very kind, and loving soul. Although they may keep things bottled up to themselves they care very deeply about another person’s problems or ideas. They take things to heart even though it may seem like they’re fine on the outside, they’re also trustworthy and have a great personality when it comes to making friends.

There a lifetime friend you can trust, they’re name must be Wiltilda.

by Doxz November 20, 2023

Wilting Lilly

This term is used to describe a man who is utterly overwhelmed by insignificant circumstances and who often proclaimes his discomfort loudly and expects others to sympathize with his circumstances.

Jenny: Hey Alice I haven't seen your husband today. Is he alright?

Alice: he's fine he just drank too much last night and he's really hungover. He's been in bed all day and I have to wait on him hand and foot.

Jenny: Wow, he's such a wilting Lilly.

Fred: hey Bill would you like to go fishing today?

Bill: no Fred there's a 10% chance of rain today and I don't want to risk getting pneumonia.

Fred: Geez Bill aren't you the wilting Lily.

See also:
Pussy
Pansy
Buttercup
Millennial

by The Great White Monkey January 18, 2023

Wilting

The act of stretching the urethral opening of the penis out so much that you can fit another penis (or various large objects) inside.

Friend 1: “Hey bro, do you want to have a wilting session later?”
Friend 2: “Sure dude! We can wilt so hard!”

by BananaTurtle April 22, 2024

Wiztillion

A Wiztillion, an amount impressive even for a Wizard, who say... Can turn pebbles and all sort of random shit to gold or like that and therfor wouldn't be impressed by any logical amount of gold, therfor the only amount of gold that would impress such a Wizard would be a wiztillion

Hey, do you see these many clouds in the sky?

Yeah, bunch of clouds, so what?

Don't say that! They are a Wiztillion

by Wikidicki July 23, 2025

willilumplump

An inside joke between two or more people.

They're last seasons losers i.e. Is from a movie we both enjoy every time someone loses we laugh together at our willilumplump, saying "they're last seasons losers."

by anonymous August 30, 2025