Willocks

To make a fictitious statement that is said with conviction in a processional capacity

My boss told me some right old willocks that he had ‘a mate that works at the OED and that word is going to be added to the dictionary next year’

In the office I heard a manager say some real willocks “why does it take so long. I can do that 8 month project in under 6 hours”

by The rubbish you hear April 5, 2024

Wollycock

A moron

The man is a wollycock for sending his crush a dick pic.

by FergiliciousFergi February 19, 2025

wollycock

A moron

That wollycock sent me a dick pic before he even said hello!

by FergiliciousFergi February 19, 2025

the willcock

the willcock is a sexual act in which two fat black men with tiny winkies romantically kiss one anothers jap eye.

yo dude, last night... me and frank did the willcock, it was errmmm... different.

by magnificolecuntbag December 31, 2013