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Health and wellness

Army/Military term: In BCT or AIT when there’s a (typically) an unannounced check on peoples room/lockers. The drill sergeants are suppose to be looking for mold, etc but they actually just throw everything around in your room in hopes they find food, vapes, etc.
Hey bro get rid of that vape by next week we overheard some drill sergeants talk about a health and wellness sometime next week
by thatf00 April 20, 2022
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wellness

The general state of well-being, generally associated with the presence of human emotions possessing generally happy, optomistic qualities. Wellness can be found often in those that are morally straight, giving, rich, and other people who can be assumed due to the previous description.
One might wonder, "How are the rich assocated with wellness?" Well, to answer your question which would most likely not be asked in so many words, it was a joke intended to be put down here in the italics text which it seems you are reading currently, the idea being to make the reader laugh, although it seems this attempt has failed miserably.
by Theodorus April 28, 2004
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equitable wellness

To be mindful that we are connected to and are part of a whole. It is a direct and fair exchange of two concepts: the right to intend on complete wellness and the right to receive wellness.

Characterized by fairness, it's one's intention (sadhana) in the right action of a proper and just exchange of another intention to be open to receive correct (right) wellness.
Spa & Hospitality Management should be keenly aware, particularly in cultures where selling is frowned on, of equitable wellness to further encourage the exponential growth of the return on investment.
by Carina Chatlani October 18, 2007
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Wellness Warrior

Someone (not a doctor) responsible for people's deaths by convincing them activated almonds and a massage will cure their cancer.
The celebrity wellness warrior blogger was sentenced to 2 years and a $100,000 fine for their role in the death of a young women who refused treatment for her brain tumour.
by DougMasters16 October 1, 2017
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Oh My Wellness

Also known as "Oh Em W".

Since saying "Oh my goodness" is not proper grammar, a true gentlemen or lady would say, "Oh my wellness".
Person 1: "So I went to the library to try to get my homework done, but guess what? I was on Urban Dictionary the whole time!"
Person 2: "Oh my wellness! You better not fail your next test!"
by Captain Lights September 24, 2010
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Wellness House

A health KHoach's dwelling. I write it with a KH as any KHoach teaching about the wellness house has a thick tongue and a lateral lisp. It involves physical health, psychological health, social health, mental health, and some other repetitive bullshit.
My KHoach taught us about the Wellness House today. Can someone explain what the fuck he was talking about?
by iamtheram October 16, 2008
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Wellness Apartments

Off campus housing just outside of Millersville University in Lancaster County Pennsylvania, known for mid size parties, smoke and shame like ecourts
Yo dude 20 wellness apartments is gonna be poppin tonight
by Moose97 September 24, 2017
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