Willness

Dude, that guys last name is Willness! I heard he has a huge dick, but isn't a player, even though he is an animal in bed! I also heard he was wrongfully charged for something, but it was self defense. A lot of people hate that Willness man, but he's sexy and loyal and has the biggest dick I've ever seen!

Willness by Hairydicktomsuckmyballscastleg November 19, 2022

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wellness advocate

Someone who's balls deep in a pyramid scheme and thinks they can cure any ailment with essential oils or pink drinks.

As a Wellness Advocate I can assure you that this $70 bottle of oil of oergano will cure your child of any disease and won't give them autism like vaccines.

wellness advocate by OnyxandCake May 6, 2018

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Wellness Wednesday

The act of partaking in alcoholic beverages on Wednesdays, with or without company. This is proved to make you feel better and help you to make it through the rest of the week. So cheers and happy hump day (wellness Wednesday)!

Me: Hey Tic! Want to come over for wellness Wednesday?
Tic: Sure, I'll bring the Stones!

Wellness Wednesday by cmb009 October 15, 2010

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Mount Kushmore Wellness Retreat Tour

Mount Kushmore Wellness Retreat Tour is Snoop Dogg's upcoming summer tour for 2017. He's performing at sixteen resorts worldwide to promote his new single "Mount Kushmore." Kush is a strain of Marijuana from India (cannabis indica).

Are you looking for a new way to achieve optimal health this summer? Come and see Snoop Dogg in concert as he begins his Mount Kushmore Wellness Retreat Tour.

Mount Kushmore Wellness Retreat Tour by PWS27 October 1, 2017