Oldham

Words will have to do....'Grim Up North' could've been written for this collection of stones. Nice on the outskirts but otherwise a sunami of chavness and thus a cultural wastland. It could indeed be the quintessential 'classless society' due to an extraordinary lack of style. Everything that socialism was meant to be! 'God-forsaken' would suggest the Almighty actually had been there once and so deliberately left it, which most authorities seriously doubt. A mix of Yorkshire rejects, Manchester overspill-uber-scum and the North Asian sub-continent. Market day reminding one strongly of the Orc army battle scenes in 'Lord of the Ringroads'.
Q. How do you know a girl from Oldham is having an orgasm?

A. She drops her chips.
by Hedley Clubnobber July 29, 2006
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oldham

a great place in LANCASHIRE not manchester, sadly has been invaded by paki's but still full of good people. a great place to go out and get hammered. gets bad publicity as being a shit hole, which in many parts it is, but not all. home to the only team called "latics" in england albeit they are shit, 5,500 people love them!
person 1:wheres manchester?
person 2:its that small town just outside oldham
by supertad June 12, 2005
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Oldham

My hometown.. a 'small' town in Lancashire.
known for gangs and drugs..
full of paki's,but theres still some good english people..
football team called Oldham Athletic.. also known as 'Latics'
Also a shopping centre called Spindles, but most of the shops have been shut down and the ones left are crap.
Person 1: did you here about that riot int town m8?
Person 2: yeah a did an' a heard it was crazy as fuck!
Person 1: Lets get our weapons and start another one!
Person 2: Sure m8,tnite@11?
Person 1: Hell yeah m8.

2 oldham chavs/druggies.
by Mooster332211 October 27, 2011
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oldham athletic

a league one football team who are based in the north west of england, under the managment of ronnie moore looking to be contenders for promotion
hey man u a latics fan?
u mean an oldham athletic fan?
ye
of corse, im not a gloryhunting utd fan
by trunkface January 04, 2006
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Josh Oldham

A brit with no friends who relies on a bad attitude to make others like him
Josh Oldham is the ugliest, fattest kid alive
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Josh Oldham

Possibly the greatest gift to mankind, since the invention of fire. Standing at 6'5, with a rather impressive stature, many men bow before his presence alone. A truly gifted young gentleman, with an incredibly promising future. Anything less than world domination would be disappointing for this man.
OMG is that Josh Oldham, like... THE Josh Oldham! I love him so much.
by C.E.O Josh January 13, 2021
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Oldham Pizza

A pizza garnished with pork pie. Traditionally a full pork pie would be placed centrally.
"Ooh I could right murder an Oldham pizza!"

"Me too lad, get mine with extra pie."
by A Porkpie Pizza March 18, 2010
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