wildwood

a shore point on the jersey shore that has the best boardwalk one could ever set eyes on. seperated into four main parts, wildwood is located on a small isand called five mile island. although, more ghetto than ocean city or sea isle, wildwood, is a good time for everyone. most vistors to wildwood come from the philadelphia area. and no trip to wildwood, is complete without a trip to groffs restaruant.

I've benn going to wildwood ever summer since i was born, and it only gets better.

by mwphilly January 18, 2007

wildwood

A mixed drink involving a Bud Light Lime and a portion of vodka.

Hey cupcake, go fix Uncle Seth a wildwood.

by Banana Grabber December 15, 2011

wildwood

1. A beach-town located in New Jersey
2. A town full of rambunxious horney teens trying to get laid
3. a hard-on that just can not be tamed

1. Wanna go to Wildwood for senior week? Hellz no!
2. This thailand whore house reminds me of an all-girl Wildwood.
3. uhhh, teacher, i cant come get the paper at the moment. -WHY NOT, BILLY?- uhh, i got wildwood -HAHA! GO TO THE OFFICE! HA!-

by Franklin Delano Roosevelt December 13, 2004

WILDWOOD

phillys summer toilet

yall goin to wildwood this summer?
hell yea im gonna get drunk and piss on the beach

by 215215215 September 8, 2006

wildwood

one of the trashiest shore towns in new jersey. during the off-season, only old, bitchy people live there. decent three-pier boardwalk. trashy, cold water.

"Hey, want to go to wildwood for senior week?"
"No, the only girls there are filthy philly, nj, nyc whores."
"Yea, good thinking, herpes is not how i want to remember senior week."

by brrp June 22, 2006

wildwood

A seriously outdated beach town area of New Jersey. A place where poor, low class people love to vacation. Full of trashy motels, nasty food and uneducated people. A playground for people who live in America's garbage can. The Walmart of vacation destinations.

Every summer all the people in my trailer park pack up for a fun-filled wildwood weekend.

Wildwood is a place full of people so wild they should be in a zoo.

I can't read, so I like to party in wildwood!
white trash cheap motel bed bugs filthy beach

by santagal September 21, 2017

wildwood crest

Literally the best part of the New Jersey coast it’s right by wildwood and North wildwood but the difference is that Wildwood Crest isn’t filled with faggots who think that they’re better then everyone like in North Wildwood. Also wildwood is just wack and mega irrelevant

Person 1: yo dude that guy is so radical
Person 2: yeah dude I heard he’s from wildwood crest

by Your Uncle Terry March 1, 2019