Uneasy Wildabest

1.(n) A term used to describe a Women that is having her period.

Mark- dude dont go to marys house.
james- Why?
Mark- Because she is an Uneasy Wildabest right now.
James- Oh thanks man, that would have been really bad if i would have went to her house.

by Bengalmans Unforgiving Nephew October 6, 2009

wildebeast

A rotund, excessively hairy and putrid female specimen, who, while not quite Jabba the Hutt quality, still requires a male with normal standards to ingest approximately a 12-pack of non-Light beer before sexual intercourse is deemed an acceptable course of action.

Look at Scott hit on that wildebeast. He must be shitfaced!

by Nancy Botwin January 11, 2008

wildebeast

A girl whom has the looks,intelligence, size and stench of a wildebeast. Sometimes discovered in bed after a night of TMD drinking. Normally followed by a sense of shame and heavy application of antimicrobal soap to groin/anus.

" Dude, how much did you drink last night? You hooked up with a wildebeast!"

by fecal blast February 11, 2003

wildabeast hoof

A wildabeast hoof is a scary camel toe. It's a sloppy, beastley, gianormous women's version of a camel toe.

"I was in spinning class and i realized the woman with the sweaty wildabeast hoof next to me, forgot to wipe off her seat. NASTY!!!!"

by Shannon and Laurie October 17, 2007

faggot sexy wildabeast

A man that often identifies himself as a "hulking mass" and likes to fuck small bitches in flexi-positions. After he fucks a small "bendy" girl he typically rolls over her to commence squishing.

Girl, I'm tired of these frail niggas, I need me a faggot sexy wildabeast.

by halfpintkilla February 6, 2010

Wildabeast

Of or pertaining to the possession of the fab 5 inlcuding: black mustache, big nose, bulging eyes, saggy ass, overpowering toungue

I was so desperate for some action I had to settle for the Wildabeast.

by Kurt/jim December 9, 2008

Wildabeast

I must take credit for this one myself. A wildabeast is a girl that is so ugly, fat, hairy and nasty that you would expect to see her in Africa on a safari.

So are you going on safari? Cause that chick your hittin on is definitly a wildabeast

by BIGGDAD September 12, 2009