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wiffli

Acronym for "when I fucking feel like it." Useful as a catch-all answer for when you're going to get something done.
Boss: When are those floors gonna get swept?
Employee: Wiffli.

A: When are we going to the store tomorrow, anyway?
B: Probably wiffli and not before.

I'll get to it wiffli, man. Don't get all bent out of shape.
by Talmanes November 17, 2007
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Wifl (pronounced Wiffle)

Wifl- (noun) West Islip for life is a person born and raised in West Islip,NY who upon reaching adulthood never leaves and raises their own family in West Islip. Wifl's can be seen at West Islip High School sporting events wearing their High School letter jackets long after their children have graduated screaming "Come on Boy's/Girl's" "Lets Go W -I".
Check out that Wifl (pronounced wiffle) up there in the stands. Let it go dude, we know you won the Rutgers Trophy in 1985.
by captain Jack Sparrow 13 April 18, 2019
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woffa

Come here, turd!
Woffa?
by yorrick hunt January 9, 2009
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Xandir P. Wifflebottom

Xandir is a stereotype of a homosexual man on the Comedy Central cartoon "Drawn Together".
He had come out of the closet in the episode "Gay Bash" from season one and has had a LOT of Gay Sex (And I mean a LOT- Huge, HUGE AMOUNTS OF IT). He's also been with Captain Hero's friend Tim Thomason (which is debatably Captain Hero in disguise), and is hurt numerous times throughout the series mainly by Captain Hero.

And, he is possibly the best character on the show.
"Oh, Fuck Me."

~Xandir P. Wifflebottom
by TotalFandamonium August 7, 2010
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Rag-wiff

The smell that lingers around a female when she currently has her period.
Did anyone else cope a dose of that rag-wiff?

Man, that girl had a massive case of rag-wiff...
by Jacban2008 January 13, 2008
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Wiff

To just barely miss the intended goal. To make a mistake, but being very close to actually achieving the intended objective.
I wiffed the shot - it hit the post of the goal.

I wiffed question three on the exam. I forgot to carry the one in the math.

The sniper just wiffed the tin can with his bullet.
by Mr.Timber June 12, 2012
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Wiff Waff

Wiff Waff is about a 300 year old name for "ping pong" they used a wine bottle cork and called it wiff waff because of the sound it made. they also used cigar box lids for paddles...
Man that game of wiff waff was SWEET
by Bamitszach June 14, 2007
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