wenus

1. the skin on your elbow
2. a word use for freaking someone out by making them think youre talking about something else when you say wenus

Your wenus is huge!
Wanna see my wenus?
Cover up your wenus, for the love of god!
My wenus is all wrinkly.
My wenus can stretch really far.
I have TWO wenuses!

by Roxie September 2, 2004

Wienis

the excess skin on your elbow

a guy has two. so do girls. it doesn't hurt when you twist, bite, or pierce them. some are longer than others. guys freak out when you tell them "can i play with your wienis" and a girl gets confused. try it sometime...i dare you...

by derla May 1, 2006

wenus

the skin on your elbow

John has really long wenus.

by Zach R. June 22, 2003

weinus

skin under ur elbow

u ya u bitch let me see ur weinus

by miltonthemoose January 30, 2004

wenus

acronym for Weekly Estimated Net Usage System, as seen in the show FRIENDS. Do not be confused with the post that says it is Statistics instead of System, because it is definitely SYSTEM.

I just don't want to be one of those guys that's in his office until twelve o'clock at night worrying about the WENUS.

by FRIENDSlover July 28, 2009

wenus

stands for Weekly Estimated Net Usage System.
it is what chandler bing used to stay up worrying about

chandler: i'm looking at the wenus and im not happy!
secretary nicolle henrion: i'm so sorry sir...
chandler: its too late for sorry you're fired
unemployed nicolle henrion: i should have listened to adam...

by booya_nicolle September 29, 2011

weenus-pimp

one who has a fetish with touching others elbow skin, but won't let others touch their elbow skin(weenus).

Jill went around grabbing everybody's weeni, but when they tried to grab her weenus she'd say "NO!, i'm a weenus-pimp and no one can touch my weenus but me."

by Jessica James July 4, 2006