wedgies

Wedgies are where your tighties get wedged right up your butt. Wedgies aare for nerdy tighty whity wearers like me.

I am 13 and one day i was getting changed in the changin rooms and foregot to change my shirt last. 3 people saw and straight after gym class they held me and hung me from the climbing ropes in a hanging wedgie.
after 20 mins they let me down and started giving me a squeaky clean wedgie (flossed my butt). It burnt like f%^$. Now whenever I am alone i get wedgies and kicked in the balls.

by Wedgiegetterer February 13, 2009

Tidy Widies

Small male white underwear, usually Hanes or speedos that are so small that sometimes, it is even smaller than a woman's bakini and occasionally the penis and balls may come out

Let's pull down his pants
Oh he's wearing tidy widies! Lol!

by autistic nerd 1991 October 3, 2016

Widgie

A your masters word for his pre-pubescent wee-wee maker

"hey Gladys!", shouted Paul, "if I show you mi Widgie can I touch your fanny??".

by Scarey71 December 15, 2017

Widgie

A term used by the young (eg me as a kid) to describe the female genatalia. Can be shortened to widge.

"Good day at school darling?"
"Mary showed me her widgie."

by Corey Martin January 17, 2007

wop wedgies

Cheap pair of men dress flats

Check out that burnout geek wearing the wop wedgies

by Harry plam August 14, 2007

Chicken Wingiest Day

a day when you're craving chicken wings so you get chicken wings but then you realize the chicken wings are a day and a disappointment so now you are disappointed and hungry.

Omg I thought I aced that test but my professor said I got the worst score in the class and now my car broke down and I ran out of cheese. This is just the chicken wingiest day.

by nerdalert420 November 8, 2022