Width-wide bitch

Derogatory phrase to describe an over-weight person, almost always referring to a female.

Nick's girl was a width-wide bitch, tipping the scales at over two-hundred pounds.

by Nikki Stixx December 9, 2018

World Wide Web Wide Tech Support

WWWW tech support is the best tech support company to ever exist with the best tech professionals

My printer wasn't working yesterday so I called the World Wide Web Wide Tech Support and they fixed my printer for only 5 $500 google play cards!!!

by A tech support penguin March 18, 2021

waderobson

Liar.

The worse of the worse kind. A back stabbing fool .

"Oh you are such a waderobson"

by 123shout April 2, 2019

Double-wide Surprise

Official canon of Bugs bunny, from looney toons, when he was a struggling rapist. Meaning thick male butt concealed by heavy fabric.

James: "Derek, you probably have tight man pussy and be lookin like a Double-wide Surprise. Goddamn!"
Derek: "Let go, James!"

by murder3000 March 22, 2020

wide waist

A person preferably a male who has unsightly weight coming from his waistline on both sides. Some people have a belly in addition to wide waist but wide waist describes the fat pockets on the persons sides.

Yo! John that shirt is too tight for you. I can see that nasty wide waist of yours. You need the loose fit for real!

by Yo! Sunny Joe July 25, 2009

widen my shoes

To go on the prowl and seek the attention of another woman behind the back of your current relationship.

Vic said he was going to” widen my shoes” while Mary was at work on Friday.

by JACK CHAIN August 29, 2018

wide bathroom stance

an extremely wide stance while taking a shit - where the feet are placed in the next stall; an impossible toilet stance if the pants are around the ankles; clever excuse by Senator Larry Craig to deflect attention from more probing matters

What the hell are you doing tapping my foot, you pervert? Nah, man, I just got a wide bathroom stance.

by Snoopy Pugh April 19, 2008