A person preferably a male who has unsightly weight coming from his waistline on both sides. Some people have a belly in addition to wide waist but wide waist describes the fat pockets on the persons sides.
Yo! John that shirt is too tight for you. I can see that nasty wide waist of yours. You need the loose fit for real!
by Yo! Sunny Joe July 25, 2009
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by JACK CHAIN August 29, 2018
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an extremely wide stance while taking a shit - where the feet are placed in the next stall; an impossible toilet stance if the pants are around the ankles; clever excuse by Senator Larry Craig to deflect attention from more probing matters
What the hell are you doing tapping my foot, you pervert? Nah, man, I just got a wide bathroom stance.
by Snoopy Pugh April 19, 2008
Get the wide bathroom stance mug.An alternative to “pedal to the metal”. Jake would always say “Hold ‘er wide” when he was flooring it off-roading.
by DustyH November 17, 2018
Get the Hold ‘er wide mug.Wide Putin is a meme that originated in June 2020. It is exactly what it sounds like. A video of Vladimir Putin walking with Song For Denise playing in the background, but he has been stretched out to look "wider". People have somehow managed to make jokes about this truly bizarre meme, such as these examples below:
Jokes in Wide Putin video comments:
"When the teacher says "if you're not interested in the lesson then leave" and you leave the classroom"
"6 year olds when they say bad morning to the teacher"
"When the teacher says "if you're not interested in the lesson then leave" and you leave the classroom"
"6 year olds when they say bad morning to the teacher"
by BrickSpace August 3, 2020
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by bouncedeezy August 24, 2010
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