Mort (willybone)

Junior’s executive partner, bodyguard, right hand assistant and creative consultant.

Pretty much mort, likes feet and loyal to king junior (mr J)

Mort (willybone) keeps junior’s projects and ideas safe and without him junior would probably be hopelessly lost

mort (willybone) is famous for his liking to feet

Tv: tonight we’re discussing foot fetish——

Mort (willybone): did someone say FEET!!!!!!

mort (willybone) *gets overly excited* GIMME GIMME THE FEET!!!!!!!

king junior: mort!!!! *ugh* *gets feet grabbed by mort (willybone)

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Mort (willybone) is junior’s personal assistant/partner and occasionally solo Fortniter/Minecrafter

Mort (willybone)

by Makenbaconshakin March 4, 2022

willyfishyitus

A horrible diesease effecting people near William Fisher, causing them to act like William Fisher.

I’m so sorry, I heard you have Willyfishyitus.

by Williamdagoat April 11, 2019

shotgun willy

a really good rapper

shotgun willy is the best

by Tigre touchant December 10, 2019

Willy the One-Eyed Worm Burper

A work friendly way of calling someone a dickhead, asshole or piece of shit.

Coworker #1: “I cant stand that fucking dumb ass piece of shit boss we have! He just keeps making fun of everyone and just sits on his ass all day while we work our asses off! How is that fair?!”

Coworker #2: “Wow now! Lets have a little more class than that! We could get fired for swearing up a storm like that! How about from now on we refer to our boss as “Willy the One-Eyed Worm Burper” - surly thats a lot more work appropriate. Also, its sure to make anyone laugh and break the tension in the room!

by Isl-96 April 6, 2023

Wireless willy

When you hock a loogie in your lovers ear.

Before I cum I'm gonna give you the biggest wireless willy.

by Mufasa De Leon January 5, 2021

Peepaw Willy

William afton

person1: "Hey, have you heard of william afton?"
person2: "oh, good ol' peepaw willy? yeah"

by your_localbisexual January 15, 2022

weak willy

An unfortunate medical condition often leading to the sufferer experiencing a drippy tiddler. Often resulting in having to wear wet pants, which give off acrid steam if too close to a radiator.
Origin: Eck Static and Bloomin' Press of The Filth.

B.P. "I once pissed me pants at school"
Eck: "what was it, Weak Willy? Weak Willy, eh?"

by chris wheelie April 28, 2005