lemon stealing whores

whores that steal our lemons

person 1: i hope the lemon stealing whores don't steal any of our lemons.
person 2: yeah we should get insurance on our lemon tree.

person 1: if you were a lemon i'd put you on my shelf and cherish you.
person 2: *turns into lemon*

by The Lemon Stealing Whore April 12, 2014

Whores D'oeuvres

Casual physical relationships with uninhibited women while searching for a meaningful relationship.

2 guys at a party--

1st Guy: Man, check out the talent - great party!
2nd Guy: Amen. I'm gonna fill up on some whores d'oeuvres...

by Chicago1138 July 8, 2009

Whorsie

A girl that looks like a horse but identifies as a whore.

Guy 1: Dudeee i fucked whorsie last night.
Guy: So did everybody in Saudi Arabia man. That’s the point.

by Mohammad AlshahranI November 28, 2019

Whorse face

WHORSE FACE: A person so fugly who possesses similar facial characteristics of that of a horse but yet still manages to sleep with everyone (also known as a whore)... Whorse Face

Dude Did you seriously sleep with Whorse Face, That girl has a face that is half buck teeth and she has aids!

by emthom07 June 23, 2010

whorestamp

A tattoo in the middle of the lower back generally seen on females.

You know who I am talking about, the chick with the whorestamp.

by Geez July 6, 2006

whorpse

a dead ho, most likely killed by a pimp or pimps

so the pimp said,"if this skank ain't gonna come up with the money, she gonna be a whorpse."

by billy brake October 27, 2007

The Closet Whores

An awesome band started in Scottsdale, Arizona by Ellen and Jared when they were 16. Album comes out soon!

"Hey do you know any bands that sounds like-"

"Yeah, The Closet Whores"

"But you didn't know what I was going to say?"

"Didn't need to."

by wh0opwh0op January 2, 2012