woofling

To throw a boiling kettle at someone

I just wooflinged that girl.
I am wooflining Jeff.
Wooflings Bob.

by xRc7 July 22, 2021

good old fashioned country ass whooping

To beat someone's ass so severely that without even fighting as hard as you can, there is no doubt that your opponent is severely outclassed. This term is most appropriate when administered by someone who is from a rural area, especially when it's given to a nancy pants city boy.

Bo & Luke found the man from Atlanta who groped Daisy and gave him a good old fashioned country ass whooping.

In the state championship football game, East Podunk HS gave City Boy HS a good old fashioned country ass whooping. The score was 63-0. After the first quarter. Then East Podunk put in their first string.

by I love Liepaja November 10, 2010

ass whooping

1. Used by parents to discipline insolent children, performed by hitting the child's buttocks or other areas of the body forcefully several times. Usually performed with a hand or other object such as a belt, spatula, or nine-iron golf club.

2. General saying for a physical assault, with the prospect of the assaulter ending the altercation favorably.

1. That little kid was misbehaving so badly at Wal-Mart, that his fat ass momma gave him a good ol' fashioned ass whooping.

2. The bartender couldn't take anymore of that drunk ass douchebag's shit-talking, so he took him outside and gave him an ass whooping.

by JimmyBaby March 8, 2006

whorelings

Young whores. Usually in the 11 - 16 age range. Previous to a whorelette who is 17 - 24 years of age.

Brett and I were at the beach watching all the little whorelings slut around the lifeguard.

by rachel nefarious March 25, 2007

Whooping cough

A disease that is currently plaguing La Salle College High School. Those in charge do not believe that it currently is an issue, but with over 80 students out, the students beg to differ.

Teacher: where is everyone?
Class: they out with whooping cough cause a tool fucked up

by Yeetmymeatdaddy December 17, 2019

Cord wooding

accumulating so much of something that it needs to be stacked

Reid and Jonny got so much pussy in Vegas they were cord wooding it.

by JonnyD5853 June 2, 2015

Missouri Whooping

The act famously performed by Brad Pitt in the fall of 2017, a Missouri Whooping is is when one takes a can of beer, yells their favorite baseball player's name, and throws the against ones enemy's head.

The act famously performed by Brad Pitt in the fall of 2017, a Missouri Whooping is is when one takes a can of beer, yells their favorite baseball player's name, and throws the against ones enemy's head.

Brad, "So this fella Harvey was gonna pay my wife to be in a movie. Well it turnt out to be one of them films where he gone touched himself around her"
Edward, "So whatchu do about it?"
Brad, "I gave him a Missouri Whoopin' you best believe it, only cost me a natty light tall boy."

by daboot013 October 12, 2017