Whomping Melvin

verb. When you take a long hard shit, freeze it, shove it into your girlfriend's vagina while she is on her period, remove it, ejaculate on it, then freeze it again. Remove this period blood cum covered shit from the freezer and serve it for dinner to your in-laws at the next holiday dinner, preferably Christmas dinner.

I don't think I left a good impression on my girlfriends parents when I did the Whomping Melvin

by Erock182 August 5, 2009

Whomping Willow

A violent orgy or sexual party

John So I walked in and my roommate was having a Whomping Willow on my bed!
Zac Better wash your sheets!

by Crider816 July 17, 2011

Whomping the willow

Masturbating to any of the eight Harry Potter films.

Frank: Dude are you comin out? We're at the bars.
Me: Nah man, I'm whomping the willow tonight, sorry.

by Cloudy McMillet January 20, 2015

whale whomping

Having sex with the fattest chick you can find.

Me and heng are gonna go whale whomping at the beach this weekend.

by pdub - budp April 13, 2008

body whomping

Localized southern California term for body surfing at a beach with an extreme beach break. Any failure to pull out of the wave can result in being thrown into less than 2 inches of water, potentially resulting in injury...like a broken collar bone or neck.

Dude, let's go body whomping at Marine Street.

Aren't you a little old for Marine Street? Let's go to Sea Lane.

by JaySG May 14, 2008

Pussy Whomping

To fuck a woman. Literally to smack ones balls on her pussy while you deep dick her.

Also used to describe something as fun or worthwhile.

Man that was some good chomping, pussy whomping fun!

He whomped her pussy!

Hey girl, you up for some pussy whomping?

by Thlayli February 20, 2003

the whomping willow

A voracious sex act in which the male sticks his dick and hands into the vagina, and then masturbates, leaving something looser than Spanish drug law

Person 1: you know when you went to the pisser the other night when we was watchin telly with your mum?
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: she’s bloody done the whomping willow

by Fiffyen the Gothic December 9, 2017