Whitefish

A dank little town in the northern hills of Montana. Often considered synonymous with millionaires and snobs, though this is a misconception. The true residents are down-to-earth chill stoners who do what they can to buy a ski pass next season. They love nature and are bred with a hateful passion towards the local police department.

Guy 1- I am going over to Whitefish to ski and get baked with James.
Guy 2- The asshole?
Guy 1- No dude. That's a common mistake that people often make. He, like most of the other residents, is super steezy and chron.

Guy 2- Oh sweet. I might come join you guys!

by Ex-foly-ate the Fish May 10, 2009

Baltimore Whitefish

A condom floating in the Harbour.... along with all the other shit in there. If you look really hard through the grease rainbows, you might see one in its natural habitat.

"Hey look, hoawn, there's a Bawlmer Whitefish in the wooter..."
"Fuck that, let's get back to Blair so we can hit Haver tonight."

by City Forever. December 30, 2004

Jersey Whitefish

Used condoms that have washed ashore or appear on the beach

Watch out!!! Don't slip on that slimy Jersey Whitefish, dude!!!!

by LasVegasLover September 30, 2004

Chicago Whitefish

A used condom found washed up on the beach, in a parking lot, confessional, etc.

Mommy! Look a ballon floating in the water! EEEWWW!

Honey! Don't touch that, that, that Chicago Whitefish!

by Ronono January 21, 2008

Harlem River whitefish

A floating condom.

I was sculling on the Harlem River last Saturday. The water was full of Harlem River whitefish. AIDS prevention must be making progress.

by octopod January 17, 2009

whoreish wench

A woman (or plurally a group of women) that are just over dignified and stuck-up.

Jon- Hey man did you see Christi turn him down like that?
Jacob- Psh, yea she is such a whoreish wench.

or
Jon- Hey did you see those girls walk by like they owned the place?
Jacob- Yea, they are just a bunch of whoreish wenches.

by themanwiththeham October 21, 2009

whaleish

when one feels very calm and slow but their mind is moving like crazy and putting strange and interesting thoughts down on paper.

"today i woke up and felt very whaleish once i got dressed and ready to take on my day"

by Dr. Finneus Ratworth P.H.D April 26, 2010