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Wholefish 

An exotic delicacy discovered by distressed third shift workers in an effort to vacate the break room, the Wholefish is the concept or byproduct of an African American microwaving a fish in it’s entirety.
“Aw man, why did he have to go and do us a wholefish? Now the whole building smells like trench ass.” “Red fish, Blue fish, Wholefish, Microwave.” “Lost my appetite for a Wholefish, now I’m gonna eat pizza off some tits.”
Wholefish by kaizen056 October 7, 2018
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Sacramento Whitefish

(noun) a used condom floating down the Sacramento River
Hey, looks like Kenji coaugt another Sacramento Whitefish!

manhattan whitefish 

The act of removing a condom after intercourse, turning it inside out, and slapping the female participantin the face with it.
Susie: Tommy! Now I'm gonna have to wash my face again after that manhattan whitefish you gave me!

whitefish bay 

A small suberb pop: 13,000, just north of Milwaukee. Commonly called Whitefolks Bay. Most of its citizens are upper-middle class. Has 2 public elementary school, one of the best rated Middle schools (and so far one of the best forensic teams) in Wisconsin and two High schools, one public, and one not. Incredibly conveienet due to the fact that everywhere is easily accessible via foot. Is infact ~not~ highly consertive, yet split, just like the rest of Wisconsin. Up until around Middle school, but may still remain so, is often split into a north end and south end . "Downtown" is considered to be Silverspring, which runs east west in the middle of the city. The streets were also built ~over~ the rivers and creeks that used to be there, providing a mosquito free envoirment.
Word of advice: Don't go to the parks in Whitefish Bay, Cayhill and Big Bay at night.
whitefish bay by Kingreenbean August 18, 2006

Whitefish 

A discarded condom floating in a river or lake. Often referred to by the body of water in which they are found, i.e. Lake Michigan Whitefish.
The MIT crew team rowed past a school of Charles River Whitefish.
Whitefish by JakeStar April 19, 2005

Coney Island whitefish

The beach has gotten so dirty you can't sit down without landing on a Coney Island whitefish.