Wholefish

An exotic delicacy discovered by distressed third shift workers in an effort to vacate the break room, the Wholefish is the concept or byproduct of an African American microwaving a fish in it’s entirety.

“Aw man, why did he have to go and do us a wholefish? Now the whole building smells like trench ass.” “Red fish, Blue fish, Wholefish, Microwave.” “Lost my appetite for a Wholefish, now I’m gonna eat pizza off some tits.”