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who pissed in your coffee

When someone is in a particularly foul mood first thing in the morning. Many people will have a cup of coffee before anything else is taken care of. Therefore their coffee must have been pissed in to start their day off so badly.
Joe: "Hi Jack! Wonderful day isn't it?"
Jack: "Ah fuck yourself you fucking fuck!"
Joe: "Well who pissed in your coffee this morning asshole!"
by Jumpingrat March 29, 2007
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who was in paris

by PBS bitch April 8, 2021
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who was in paris?

WHO THE FUCK WAS IN PARIS?
i dont know its like the last name of obama, no one knows, but i bet hes good loking i would suck who was in paris
pilas:who was in paris?
me: n.......o one knows
by pilagorda February 25, 2023
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Who was in paris

Top 5 questions scientists are too afraid to answer
Guy: Who was in Paris
Guy 2: *SWEATING PROFOUNDLY*
by TheSmallestBird February 13, 2023
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who shit in your cereal

something u say to someone when their in a bad mood. Kinda like saying did u wake up on the wrong side of the bed.
by bigrich September 20, 2003
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who lives in a pineapple under the sea

The first line of the Spongebob Squarepants opening theme. Also a pretty dank meme.
by Beeg Yoshi October 16, 2017
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The Guy Who Shits In The Shower

At curtain times there is a need to take a shit so you have to do it in the shower. Only acceptable if the shower door looks like a toilet.
The guy who shits in the shower is a person who takes a shit in a shower exp. Felix
by TheMasterOfTheShotGun May 30, 2021
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